Robin sucks. You should be Nightwing.

I don't know what I'm going to be. I wanted to be Dr. Horrible, but I can't afford to put the costume together right now. I'll probably just dress up in 80s attire again.

I also had an idea. I could be the abortionist: complete with bloody lab coat, long gloves, menacing look, and cut up doll attached as hanging baby parts. Worst part about this idea? I'm supposed to go trick or treating with my pregnant sister.

Yeah, I know I'm sick. It's just too funny to me.