Note: Not a secret mission, but if you don't participate I will be very sad.
It is time we put our vast resources toward the pursuit of true knowledge. It will prove useful in our upcoming battles with our enemies. For with knowledge comes power, and power is pretty awesome. Therefore, everyone: go and seek out TFF's greatest mysteries so that we may sever the yarns of fallacy and unravel their truths!
Without further ado... Our first case. And a most pressing one at that.
http://thefinalfantasy.net/forums/so...ml#post1325575 <-- Click
Forget for a moment that Ally more or less admitted to eating this nude. WHAT is it? It being the thing that is not the potatoes. It looks so delicious, but as for its identity I can only come up with a weird combination of delicious things. So far my best guess is tuna sashimi squished together with a big melty marshmallow and cheese on an english muffin dowsed in a thick garlic butter sauce.
Whoever solves this mystery will get an exclusive EBGievement. (For the less cultured, it's sort of like a trophy or... achievement. But not really.) Do not ask Ally. Do not listen to her. For the purposes of this case consider her prone to tell lies and play tricks to keep us from the succulent morsel of truth buried beneath the grit and dirt.
Get it? Grit? Potatoes? Ha ha ha.
Originally Posted by Andromeda
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