How in the **** does all that shit stay in y'alls pockets without your pants falling down? I hook my keys to my belt loop and I start having issues.


My wallet? Oh lord. I have sort of a coin purse thing that turned into my wallet. It's unorganized, but that's how I roll.

  • License
    2 debit cards (2 different accounts)
    MetroCard
    Exxon card
    Shell card
    CVS card
    Sam's Club card
    Insurance cards and pharmacy card
    Petsmart card
    AAA membership card
    LaQuinta card
    SCAD ID
    EHS ID
    A punchcard to a coffee shop in Savannah
    Some cash
    Pictures of my family
    Dr. appointment reminders
    Business cards for:
    • My vet in Savannah
      A stylist friend of mine
      A florist
      A photographer friend of mine
      A musician friend of mine
      The Tea Room
      A place for fretted instrument repair

    Chapstick
    A flashdrive
    And change


My purse has
  • That wallet
    My phone
    My camera
    My keys
    Maybe a brush
    More chapstick
    Tampons
    Cases for my glasses and sunglasses
    Gum
    Pepper spray
    Aromatherapy roll-on
    A small notepad
    Pens (usually)


No way I'd put all that in my pockets. But sometimes I do go out with just my wallet, keys, and phone.