Dude, where's my evil?

[Sean]

Seriously.

Where's the evil, people! I don't mean pillaging, raping, burning. I mean world domination planning. We need to step up to the big time.

I think it's time we overthrow the root beer industry. Who's with me?



What a pathetic attempt at a thread. I r suck.

[Victoria]

I thought Root Beer was bad for you? =P

[True Omega]

I think we should conquer Subway, cut even more fat out of their sandwiches, but replace it with mind control drugs, then we take the world!

[Taco-Calamitous]

Taking over fast food joints, and the like, eh? Although Root Beer is one of the healthier sodas, if I know my facts.

I think we should take over Red Robin. Or just one Red Robin in general. Make their cooks our slaves, and then find out where they get their ingredients, so we can conquer whoever provides that service for them, as well.

...I like Red Robin. Anyways...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[SOLDIER #819]

I recommend we aim to take over the McDonald's chain. Not so much for the food, what with the incomparable sealed evil that lies within its elementary school cafeteria-esque chicken sandwiches, but moreso because of its convenient locations. From there, we will erect oil towers and mine liquid cheese that is known to be stored in the molemen's lair below.

We will then heat it to a boil, and with the oil towers create makeshift cheese cannons. Being as evil as we are, we will show no mercy. We will fire the liquid cheese directly at the moon. The condensed fatty cheesy mass will weigh the moon down and send it hurtling towards the Earth. Of course, there will be a hole in our plan, every supervillain has a hole.

BUT IN EVERY HOLE THERE ARE THORNED PUSHES THAT PRICK THOSE WHO COME CLOSE! In order to find a solution to cheesy moon death, they will be forced to play Majora's Mask 20 times over and study the surprisingly accurate moon physics. With every mask they collect, with every groaning Goron they must endure, with every Zora solo they must play, their sanity will slowly but surely crack then snap. So even when they find their precious solution, all the world's leaders and scientists will be left as bumbling rabbits with crochet mallets, driven to the brink by Nintendophilism. We will then rejoice with Nacho cheese.

Or we can take over Starbucks and pour heated mocha-coffee-stuff on everyone.

[Archis]

I think that if we were going to plan world domination we have to do it right and I don't think we need anymore than 50 trustworthy people to do this.

All you really need is a bunch of well-written peace treaties, a long-range assassination expert and a world leader, but it can't be the one from the USofA because of the hold we have in the world. We are the ones that have to be blamed for the assassination... We have to be the terrorists for it to work. It really wouldn't be that hard... Just some sly words and some nyuk nyuk nyuk and the world is yours.