Yoko
Memento RK

Dude I am the socially awkward penguin IRL
>Open facebook ping
>Type "Hi"
>User has disconnected
ಠ_ಠ

I decided to change her out for Excel since approximately a month has gone by
I like your signature, though, and I'm sure Miku will be back for my next siggy/avy switch-up

I don't enjoy seeing a beautiful girl sad, nor do I like hearing of it. So maybe this image will help you remember to smile tomorrow.

Before today ends, allow me to wish you a Happy Birthday! I would have done so earlier, but I had other stuff on my mind.

Anyway, hope you had a great day celebrating your birth. I will now go to Facebook, and wish you a happy birthday there.

EDIT: I was hoping to finish that picture before your birthday, but stuff came up. I did however manage to come up with something.



Happy Birthday! (again)

EDIT: I just realized that I should have colored the background of the picture. It looks weird with your white background. Oh well.

I am confused,it says yer birthday is today but there are Happy Birthday comments to you from yesterday O.o.
...Anyways...Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great one

I loathe myself for telling that guy to ignore girls, but it seems like his best bet. Honestly, I wish I could give 110% to someone special, but the times I have have ended in misery and discord. So I keep upbeat and apathetic!
How about you?

You are super ****ing cool and ily. Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday GUUURL! Have a splendid day!!

Oh yeah, Johnnie is quite expensive. My dad bought the gold label as a gift to one of his bosses one year, but they said it was too nice, so I have it now, and my mom got me a bottle of green label for Christmas. They're both for special occasions, because there's no way in hell that I could support that habit haha

Sounds good!

I'm still drunk from last night, which can't possibly be a good thing, since its 3pm

I'm thinking the same!

My msn is (redacted) but I'm not on all that often

You said "don't be all ni hao." Ni hao means hello. Mil disculpas means a thousand pardons, or I'm sorry.

Don't be all hello? Mil disculpas.

Oh I'm a big fan of Jack, but unfortunately I'm all out. I have the Tennessee Honey one left, and it's like Jack with a spoonful of sugar in each sip. It's just far too sweet for my liking. Jameson is a very solid standby and my usual go-to choice; I'm literally finishing up a little bit right now.

Also in my collection are Johnnie Walker Gold and Green, which are so ridiculously smooth, some Seagrams 7, which is very meh, and then bourbon. Maker's Mark is a super rich sippin whiskey, and Wild Turkey 101 is one of those bad times drinks.

I'd totally buy you a birthday shot, btw

True story. What's your favorite?