Walter Sobchak

Pfft... Paying money for rosetta stone? That's so old school. >_>;
I have Japanese.. Bwa ha ha. Although I think I'm going to get Japanese Coach for teh DS. XD

oh o.k.. :-)

I could teach you for a small fee. Or not.

There's probably a community college near you that does proper lessons, or you could take it at uni in January. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, Alizée? seems to be the only phrase you'd be after anyway.

Y'know, I don't think the voting round of the TFF Bogus Awards is ever going to actually happen. I know you had your heart set on being voted most antagonistic, but we just have to give some dreams up.

So, when are you moving to Europe?

I'll certainly try. IRL's a bitch.

Grizzly, Zen Vicious, Behemoth, Griffith, take your pick. I'm one of all.

Taking over the world seems fair. Deal

depends ^_^

What will I get in return?

For ****s sake, James.
Stick with a name.
And no, that voting thing is super lame. I refuse to conform.

It depends. =D

By way of explanation, this is French President Nicholas Sarkozy's wife.

I just listened to one of her songs, and it was shamlessly terrible Eurotechno. The woman is beautiful though; it appears that true love is not blind, but rather deaf.

I'm afraid I can't help you. French women are famous for their beauty and their skill in bed, their open sexuality. I'm pretty sure I have a thing for Audrey Tatou whenever I watch Amélie. You'd probably fall head over heels for my French Oral teacher too, a sexy little native of Lyon who turns up in knee-high boots, just to teach us Oral for an hour.

You're been amoureuse'd, my love. Yes, that's right. The French have a specific verb for the phrase 'to be completely and utterly infatuated'. In France, saying you're amoureuse is an accepted excuse for even the most bizarre/rude behaviour. They understand these things. Un mal a ton coeur...

I could translate some of her lyrics for you, if you like. That might turn you off. A quick whip round google.fr also indicates that she's very close to her husband, who helped her write most of her third album.

Moi...Lolita is just freaky. But she is hot, I'll give you that.

Erm, no. You havnt been hostile towards me :S.
Why would I vote you most antagonistic?
Lol
Maybe you have actually and you've changed your name.