SOLDIER #819
don't put your foot in there guy

Hey, you changed your title now! Good job!

Oww! Oww! I think I have chest pain or something. I must have pulled a muscle when I coughed too hard. How do you get rid of chest pain; that is, without driving to the hospital?

Wow, and you'd think California would have less tax, because it's already a rich place... There are tons of beaches there, right?

That's quite a world you live in...

Wait, hoe much tax do you have to pay for a video game over there? I think it's about 8.7777777% over here.

Gills? But aren't gills for underwater, not in air?

I think I must have wasted over 600 this past year, since January...

Maybe there's an atmosphere?

Man, you are poor!

Well, it'd be better to buy land on Mars, wouldn't it? In case we have to move there?

Two!? Wow...

Yeah, you can. Ecept, you wouldn't know which one it is the next night. You can buy a part of the moon?

If it's so secret, then how come I know about it?

Oh, nothing at the moment. My money's been reduced to nothing many times before (I buy too many electronics and video games), but it's working its way back up. Perhaps I should buy a star in the sky. They only cost a few hundred thousands.

Heh heh. YOU'RE WELCOME!

Oh, that's nothing. I need more. You mean you have less money than me?

HERE!

Oh, I do not! I open the place where I store my money, and what do I see? Three hundred. See how poor I am?

Oh, that's a lie! Go mail-eth me some money now!

Oh, did you see your name in my appreciation list? It was so touching... Not really! But you were in it!

Uhm... I DESIRE MONEY, LOTS OF IT! NOW I SUMMON THEE TO GO MAIL ME SOME MONEY!

Yes, sir?^^

Riki!

You were at an Expo? ...Did you buy me a souvenier?

Oh, his name was Thief! Hellfire knows him!

Don't counterfeits buy you a ticket... to the criminal records?

I'll tell you, don't worry.