SeaAlchemist
I would explode to save your life~

Let me guess Ethan never told you about me????

Sorry Ethan is sleeping I am Rachel

You probably think I am Ethan don't you????

wait no it's just some rachel chick lol

*sigh* I think father forgot who I was. . . .

Oh that's where my jesus magic items come from
next time your other son is online ask him about the jesus magic window and the tentacle!

I missed you sooooo much

Sorry I didn't want to be mean

aw f*ck lol
Well now I need to go questing for another Jesus Magic Blitzball
Maybe he'd fall for a Jesus Magic Window instead?

Ok then lol sorry again
Do you think father will be upset at that? lol I'm out of Jesus Magic Blitzballs and doubt he'd take another offer to end a new reign of destruction

oh! *cure cure cure cure cure* I'm sorry! were you hurt?! *cure cure curaga cura curaja cure cure* *gives potion, hi-potion, x-potion, elixir, dusty elixir, megalixir, phoenix down*

oh it's ok mother I'm sure you won't be in a situation where you need to dodge-
AT THIS SPEED!
*Sephiroth mercury-fast poke*

Goos good lol you're improving, but you'll never make first at that rate!
*quick poke*

. . . . . *slowly approaches to poke*
Try to dodge that then lol

It's not that difficult lol see watch
*Dodge*