Rocky
Virmire Survivor

Biaaatchhh don't even show up to it.
WAS IT REALLY WORTH IT?

Well, I suppose if you do in fact nail her, then it's a good thing, but Meier, Tiff and I killed a combined 34 beers

So did you get laid?

Aaaw nice i guess you live in america with the whole 21 one thing, i'd be so gutted as i'm only 18 ahaha. What have I been doing recently? awww god so much it's unbelieveable good and bad stuff.

Also I second what Pete said but I am talking about me instead of him.

I'm still a little drunk.

That is all.

DON'T LISTEN TO joe, HE'S A BITCH. BUT YOUR A BIGGER BITCH FOR NOT EXPERIENCING THE MAGIC OF TOGA.

I GOT LAID AND YOU MISSED iT. SUCH IS THE MAGIC OF THE TOGa.

We all did the Cupid shuffle without you!

Rocky, you fail. sorry to say it, but no moar action figure of you. =3

ROCKY! You BLOW!!!1111 You like, totally ditched us! We had presents and everything waiting for you to open .. and you just walked out! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!...
.. Oh well, more beer for me.

And Yosuke sucks, too.

Yeah, I went there.

EVEN JOE TOGA'D.

Even. Joe. Toga'd.

Man, even Joe managed to get in the Toga Party.

Way to be a loser bitch. I bowled four games and STILL managed to show up.