Ralz
I feel epic...

I heard raw honey helps sooth the throat from coughing, but I don't have any in my house. And tea, but I don't have that in the house, either.

I've had the flu so many times before that I guess my body just got used to it by now.

I've managed to stop coughing for about twenty minutes now, so that's a good sign, I suppose.

(Oh, the one time when I'm not checking FaRaKi, it has a new discussion. Wow, three members only, and it has over 200 messages...)

By the way, I'm getting much better!

I doubt that...

(I have no clue...)

Uh, I might get flamed for taking matters into my own hand? But I just did...

(Neh, it'll probably be just another day or two.)

But Solid Snake is dead. Haven't you played Metal Gear Solid 4? He only had a short time to live by the end of the game, so naturally he would be dead by now. Of course, those games take place in the not-too-distant-future, so perhaps he would be alive, if he were real, that is.

Uhm... uhm... uhm... Fine! I'll at least try.

(Oh, she said that she's moving to some country, so maybe she's studying at school or helping to move stuff?)

Fortunately, though, Navy SEALs now have laser vision as well, and have been dealing very well with these new galactic threats.

No, they're just trying to kill everybody. Like every other Skynet invention, it has no motive other than that it's programmed to destroy.

But what if I can't take control of it?

(Maybe she's on vacation?)

Oh, Laura lied!

And I hereby call leadership of that thread, since the creator has been inactive for a year now.

Don't worry, she'll come back.

But I doubt I'm gonna win!

Nuh-uh! It's only because I tell people to eliminate other people, so they try to get rid of me!