Ralz
I feel epic...

Maybe I shouldn't plan on opening a cheesecake factory and becoming rich...

Perhaps I am getting punished!

We need to take Hannibal's route and acquire some elephants.

We got free water, because it... rained beforehand, making it impossible to watch the fireworks from anywhere but our house.

Ah, one error in tense! Wait, is "firework" a word, though.

The fireworks was horrible...

He must have gotten a hold of Captain America's genes and used it as a steroid to give to average military soldiers. He's unstoppable now.

That bastard! Steve Rodgers deserves his Malibu home! That pisses me the piss off.

Batman's probably off somewhere working on his ridiculously deep voice, stunning lack of personality, and growing a beard, just as Feyz wants him to do.

New developments. Feyz killed Daredevil, Batman, Wall, and the Flash. He'll be going after more. We need Captain America pronto.

Neptune is the only place in the galaxy where Space Midgets and evil Feyz/OceanEyes Nazis can't reach.

The weather's clearing up! A bit, anyway!

Whelps, I'm done for in that thread! You were supposed to not vote me down...

Aw, you're lucky! There's a high chance it might rain tomorrow, canceling our trip to see fireworks; we'll have to watch from our house. And no party...

That's... "misadvertising!" And we just had a blackout...

You doing anything for the fourth?

All of them are negative... If I had an account, I'd leave another negative one! But, unfortunately, I don't upload videos.