I am glad your grandfather is enjoying no longer possessing his woman parts. I had my womanly parts taken out 30 years ago, before I was even born. I have a monkey named Jeb. He hides in the shower with a spear gun. You don't want to know what he does with it. I am not great. I have been sick due to my no illness illness. That's the illness that you get from not being sick. I bought a gorilla. Her name is Mike. I named her before I knew she was a female gorilla.
Hello, Michael K. Noonan. My name isn't Jacob, but you may call me that if you wish. Did your mother like the gift I sent her? It wasn't much, but at least it was something. How are you?
If Michael K. Noonan were alive today and attempting to get himself reelect as a Teachta Dála, you would be his campaign manager. That is the best compliment that anybody can possibly receive.
