Polk
Soup Kitchen Jerk.

Dear Mr Polkykins:

You need to quit closing the blinds to your windows. I can't get a good glimpse of your shining beautiful face! Also, make sure to have an adequate amount of light in your room. It makes it easier for me to take pictures of you!

Your number one fan:

-Rocky

Of course it was. Also, don't post journal entries when you drank more than you think you did.

Vote for me as TFF's Nicest Female please, that would make me the happiest person ever!

texas, ftw. if only it wasn't cold, then hot, then dry, then cool, than cold again.

*pokes* so is wisconsin really made of cheeze??

haha, I guess not yet. He really was itching to tell me his home address, phone number and everything. Maybe it was his way of hitting on me, idk.

Are you guys in Wisconsinville still getting a lot of snow and/or wind? Yesterday was the closest thing we got to blizzard-like conditions that I've seen in a while. It's still windy today, grr.

When are you done with finals? I got one test done today and have another one to go in a bit. After that, I'm busting out the Bacardi and sleeping until 2pm the next day, yippee!

Hello there son.

*coughs* so can I count on your vote for TFF's Biggest Geek? You know I am. haha

You go crawling back to him and his kinky ways. Once you've had cat, you don't go back. Or some shit like that.

Where did Proff. Kittiesworth go?

Got bored of him? Had an arguement? Broke up? ;_;

Can I count on your vote for Most Antagonistic?

Hola new friend! *pokes* Just here to say howdy from texas..... Where ever it is...? O_O

Nothing too much you/its rainy here,it sucks

hiiii

Ooh. What are some of your other favourite jokes?