Oneesan
Registered User

F-fine. Just don't kill him. Or make me watch, for that matter.

Agh, why do women have to get mad at everything? It's YOU guys who don't let men have any fun.

I'm a good guy, but is there anything I can do to make ya feel better?

Sorry, them's the rules. And you can't make me. I got over my fear. Hee hee.

Uh huh, right. And how is THAT teaching them a lesson? How about just making threatening laws. THAT could scare them.

And yes, I do like you even though I've known you in such a short amount of time. However, you're too evil for me.

Ah, good. W-wait a sec, I'm still against using force on the people who resist.

Can't believe this emerged from a misunderstanding about a fire extinguisher.

I-I can't do that to you! I'm still a bit innocent inside and I have respect for women, thank you.

Now, if you asked me that a few years ago, however....

No......why? Now I'm too scared to Google it.

Ah, geez. Must we go through this again? Must I be the one to show you how to use it?

So where do we go from here? Surely our mission cannot continue with two yangs.

But I am! -displays big chibi eyes-

Ah, screw it. You figured it out. I blame you for corrupting me this much, though.

No! What makes you think I want that?

I think I'd just stalk you until you notice me.

Well, what if I did find you? Would I get a prize?

Nah, j/k. Or....am I?

Yay you feel better. I knew I could do it.

And you don't live that far from me. I'm from the Midwest, though I won't reveal where just yet. Being wary of even weirder stalkers, ya know. o.o

To be honest, I get complimented for looking younger than I really am. How do YOU like them apples.

Tell ya what. If it makes you feel better, I like older women as friends than younger women. At least I won't be accused of pedophilia. o.o

I'm sorry. x.x Didn't mean to hurt ya.