LET US THROW MARKERS. IN LOTSA JOY AND FUN WHILE FLAILING OUR ARMS IN A VERY ANGRY WAY. "Day 66 -- Diary. Today I wa- SCREW THIS, IT'S SNACK TIME NOMNOMNOM" Great! Now let's smack that pitcher to death before he dies naturally!
OHHH, SORRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY! That person's crazy... Lets leave them alone... Oh, I'm just using a frozen turkey =3
I SAID MARKERRRSSSSSS! >:U "Day whatever-day-it-is -- LSKJDFKNVLKJIUPUEOTHUNZXZ<MNVMBDSJHGOUREUYTOWFLKSH FLOOOOOL." Uhm, I don't have a baseball bat, so I'm using a lamp instead.
DID YOU SAY FESTIVALLLLL? =D Care Bears, our plan for turning everyone into Care Bears is working, little do those silly people know, is that those My Little Ponies are actually CARE BEAR STARE BOMBS! YEAAAAAAAAH! Wait... Why would we need a lamp?
WE SHALL HAVE A FESTIVALLLLL!!!!!!! "Day....I give up counting -- Our headquarters sent us Target gift cards and plastic My Little Pony toys. Hopefully we can live through 20 dollars and leftovers." Yaaayyy! :3 I have my lamp ready!
Alright *does crane position* BRING. IT. ON!!!!!! Alright my Care-Bear army, we must infiltrate that base, and shoot them all with your most powerful care-bear-stare! Fine... We can just kill him *sigh*
Let's have a death match >:3 Day XX -- Enemies have invaded our camp and shot rainbows through 6 of my comrades. That sounds like too much hassle.....
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! *claps* MEME TIME! *Carramelldansen plays* NUUUU! We'll follow him downstream, and when he stops we'll set up camp, and each of us will take turns keeping watch over him, and if one of us sees him escape, they wake the other and head for the emergency bat.
The corner of my netbook attracts ear phones! The world is endiinggggggg!! D: Usagiusagiusagiusagiusagiusagiusagiusagi.... Yeah, but what if he gets saved? Isn't it better to kill him first?
This boat can't fly! *presses button* THAT WAS EASY! Hmmm, thats not torturous enough... Well we could break all his "limbs" so that he is immobile, and if he survives he's stuck there until he runs out of blood, or dies from lack of liquid/nutrients...
I see cows! :3 GLUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEE! .....Great idea, but what if he survives? Why not make him a pile of glass first?
*squints* Hmm... APPENDIXES GO BOOM! Ooh, can we cut the tree down while he's attached to it? Then push it into the water for him to either drown, or float until he gets to shore, and then he's still trapped so some animal will eat him?
Iz dat sooooo. *drinks coffee* The best offense is moar offense! The best defense is moar offense! >:U Sure! While you do that I'm gonna anchor him next to the tree over there~~~
Yesh, over 9000. I can fly watch *hovers* Alright, I lied... Mmm, I like potatoes, can eat them first? Then beat him? =D
OH. OVER 9000?!?! SERIOUSLY?! That person with no sleeves has very attractive armpits. Or, just stuff him in a large potatoe sack and beat him to death. :3
