I have some ideas for that potion of yours. Add some water from the fountain of youth for youthfulness, and add cranberry juice for a clean urinary tract.
Alright, so we have the Magic Shoes done. All we need now is an unlimited supply of clowns, midgets, Asians, and white people, as well as a scrip to send into movie production companies, with the right requirements to direct the film ourselves, win a Nobel Prize, pull a heist on Wall Street, steal the U.S. Military's stockpile of weapons, and a few more things that I just don't remember at the time. If things go according to plan, this will be over and done with by December 2100.
Ah, camel spit. Well, there's another problem here. I live in two places, Canada and Delaware, and neither of those places are famous for their wild camels, which means that in order to get camel spit to mix into the magic shoes, it's apparent that we'll have to go to war with either north Africa or the Middle East. The only problem with that is that both of those places suck. Anyway, what I plan to do is put the magic shoes on the glowing clowns, night vision midgets, Aqua-Caucasians, and the Incredible Flying Asians, and give them all the power in the world to complete their trials, which include replacing light bulbs, night vision goggles, submarines and fish, and birds and airplanes.
I'm thinking magic shoes such as you put on a pair of these shoes, you think of anything, and no matter what it is, you're able to do it. Whether it be the ability of flight, super speed, immortality, cannons that shoot massive amounts of spaghetti at people, or a time travel device. I'm trying to come up with how to make these magic shoes, but I'm pretty sure it's (not) possible.
Okay, I got another genius idea. We collect a whole bunch of flying things, like birds, airplanes, and Asians, put them into a giant blender, grind them up into a liquid, and soak somebody without the ability of flight in it (preferably a female midget, considering that midgets don't weigh as much as regular sized people, and the average female weighs less than a man, which means that the average female midget weighs less than the average male midget) and see if it causes her to float. I'm pretty certain that it could work... if we were in the Twilight Zone. What's your opinion on magic shoes?
I'm kind of out of ideas right now, so if you care to throw one my way, instead of vice versa, I'll gladly steal it and claim it to be my own.
People who are brain dead can't learn a lot if they put their mind to it, and neither can inanimate objects. Which brings me to my next theory. People who are brain dead are inanimate objects, and thus, should be turned into lamps via the same principles as the glowing clown project.
It's about 199% in total, I think. That doesn't exactly make any sense, but that's what I'm going with.
Well, about 99% entertainment. 25% for the story.
No, you mix a good story in with explosions, nudity, and lesbian scenes. It's not just about the money. It's only 75% about the money.
Cameron Diaz is a huge money draw. She has to be in the movie. Recasting her character would equal box office disaster. I think there should be nudity, explosions, and lesbian scenes, though. That would definitely bring money in.
We can't just go public, because if a couple of unknowns go public with ideas about glowing clowns, midgets with night vision, flying Asians, and Aqua-Caucasians, everybody will just think we're crazy. We have to do something big first, in order to one, get noticed, and two, gain people's trust. We should direct a major Hollywood motion picture. I vote for Charlie's Angles 3. I don't know why, but I do.
And instead of airplanes, we could use Asians, because as everybody already knows, Asians have the ability of flight. And since white people can breath underwater, we could replace all fish with them. I'm just packed full of ideas today.
Midget radar? You mean like on submarines? We could put midgets on submarines. That is a great idea.
But only half as deadly as yourself. So, back to the topic, I really don't think that replacing light bulbs with glowing clowns is a possible idea. After going through several plans, like robbing Wall Street in order to obtain enough money to buy little clown-girls from China, I've come to the conclusion that it's just very unrealistic. I mean the army of clowns part, not the part about clowns being fluorescent. But I have another idea. We replace night vision goggles, owls, and everything else that sees in the dark, with midgets, because I have a theory that if you feed a midget enough carrots, they'll begin to see in the dark.
