Insufficient Mage
Little Pandemonic Carnival

Hello My friend. Havent been able to talk to you in while. How are you?

I ain't no monkey! *throws encyclopedia*

I'm going to throw a book at you. Pick one: Encyclopedia, Dictionary, Almanac, or War and Peace?

<-- There's my response. =P

So, have a nickname for me yet?

You're on thin ice, Shiny. =]

Fate what are you doing here?

Yay! If you call me DESTRUCTOID, I'm going to... Aww, I can't do anything to you. =[

Thank you for adding me. I hope we become great friends. Hey how bout you come to my place it's a Zoo and I think some one might start a fight with me.

Shiny. I want to call you Shiny! SHINY! *HUGGLES* Of course, I am not going to let you call me Destructoid! =O

Great, it hurt me when you ate me!
Well I did the wrong sign it was $15, and it's alright... not really memorable.
I don't know, I think you deserve it.
Of course I am, what are you? A STUPID MARSH!!!!!! MELLOW!!!!!!
Alright, lend it for a while. I need something to cover my face though.

*Bursts through Magey!*
Well get the Tales of Eternia game, it should be around £15 dollars now but it's great!
Who watches the most cartoons! Silly, and you win...
Hot chocolate is pretty good, better with MARSH!!! MELLOW!!!!
Okay, I'm hot as hell! Better?

Can I be used for stem cell research?... No I can't so I'll rip out of you soon enough.
What games eh? Well I have, Star Ocean: Second Evolution, Final Fantasy 7: Crisis Core, Final Fantasy 1, Tales of Eternia, Pursuit Force, and MGS portable ops! I think I have more but I don't know where they are...
I know I'm weird, and that is why you love me! Are not!
MARSH! MELLOW!
What? I'm ugly?...

I'm glad you didn't have to get any shots. I hate those blasted things too. They are so mean about it. If they would be nicer I wouldnt mind as much, but they just ram them in like you don't feel a thing. haha. But yeah, I guess I do have the advantage when it comes to the strenght part. But she has the advantage overall. the puppy face gets me every time. I just checked my weight too. I now weigh 293lbs. haha. I can almost lift my body weight. lol. I feel fat sometimes though. I stand out in a crowd too. I'm the first person you would see. "Hey look at the big tall guy". lol It's not fun in shorter houses eather. And you should be happy with your weight. When I got out of highschool I weighed about 230 because of weight lifting and football. If I ever just stop everything and be lazy I'll blow up like a baloon. haha.

Well if I hide under the bed she'll complain that I'm too heavy for her to drag me out. I'm 6'5 and weigh about 280lbs right now. haha. She's only 5'3 and weighs about 120lbs. It's not fair to her she says. haha. I usually laugh and tell her it's not my fault. Well I weighed 280 befor I went into training. I was already muscular but now I don't know how heavy I am. Hmmmm. I'll go check here in a few minutes. haha.