Insufficient Mage
Little Pandemonic Carnival

Shut up! *Final slices with the Oathkeeper*
All right, I guess you made this conversation obsolete then, didn't you?... Why do you revive it somehow?
I watched that movie, it was corny as heck... But no, we are not TWitches! We are twins! And the best ones at that!

Then, why in heck would you spoil their fun!
But you got the joke right?
Go ahead, get to fu.... NO, DON'T LEAVE!

Oh, you called my bluff... Oh well! *Runs up to Magey and slices her with Mage mashers!*
I can remember things from ten yeas ago, I mean come on old timer.
Fate? Oh, whoopsy. I'm sorry Magey, I don't want to impersonate Fate. EVER. I mean we are twins but that's going TOO far. I love my Fatey-kins though.

I kinda get the feeling about you not liking kids... Or their parents...
Hydrosexual, I find water HOT! Get it?...
I love PAIN, I absolutely LOVE PAIN! I'm UGLY!

Go ahead, I dare ya.
Well that's not a real answer! Is it or isn't it?
Damn, well I guess I'll do this! *Reads a book and hits you with it*

Your job is child care, which means while you do child care, you spoil the kids fun? That's just wrong!
You're bisexual? Well I'm hydrosexual! Take that society!
I'm U-G-L-Y, I ain't got no aliby. I'm UGLY, yeah yeah, I'm UGLY!

Then I lightly slap you.
I have played 4/5 of the games you just talked about. Never played Chocobo Racing, is it any good?
Magey is a He/She! Magey is a He/She! Magey is a He/She! Magey is a He/She! Magey is a He/She! Magey is a He/She! Magey is a He/She! Magey is a He/She! Magey is a He/She! Magey is a He/She! Magey is a He/She! Magey is a He/She! Magey is a He/She!

Oh come on, spoil the fun, why don't you. ¬¬'
Nope, seems like bi-curiosity to me. So hows it feel to like both genders?
Ugh! Keep them coming! *One eye is lob-sided* I'm ugly!

I knock you out.
I actually kind of like watching people play games more than playing the game myself... It's because of Jamie!
Bye bye! *Pushes you into the guys toilet*

Well, you're supposed to be on the London Eye with me right now and getting us that Chicken Bucket!
No, you seem Bi-curious...
I don't care, I was ugly in the first place!

I'll break your nose.
I think he was 7! I think that I annoyed my friends by watching my brother play games instead of going out with them to play or upstairs.
*Throws sand at you* Take that!

I have money but I don't want to order the meal for us. Come on, you know that you want to. We can share and look up into the stars.
I'm really confused!
Well I guess I can call myself ugly now! I'M UGLY!

I AM NOT!!!! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN IF YOU SAY IT ONE MORE TIME!
"I got into them myself when I was 7, from watching my neighbor's brother play them all the time." That's how my brother Jamie got into RPG's too! Weird huh?
Get depressed! NOW!

I was going to say, I need you Magey to order a chicken bucket!
Oh shh!
All right, I must be ugly after that punch!

I'm not on drugs or a compulsive liar! Why are you calling me these things?!
I know what you mean, thank goodness that they all left last year in my house. The last to go was my brother Jamie. He got me into the RPG genre, but he left because he finally got a house with his Girlfriend and Daughter.
But this does! *Pours Cherryade over you*

Attracted to you?! What the heck are you on about, don't you see that KFC over there... It's just so magically... You got the wrong impression, MISSY!
Magey, by going with the stereotype of what women think is a man, you seem to be getting more feminine...
I guess I do.

All right, it is my medication!
Thank you! Are they yummy!
I thought so! *Spits on you*

No, I haven't. Can't you see Magey, isn't it just beautiful... I simply love...
Eww, that I could of went without that.
Okay, I'm BEA-UTIFUL!

That's just... my medication.
All right, can you give me it then?
Are you asking for it! *Pulls hair* Get to the floor and stay there!

I... need... you... Magey!
Well that's a relief.
Oh, look... It worked!

Hide what?...
I guess that sounds cool. But it'll be gone within the week.
Okay then. *Pulls down your skit and puts pizza down it* That's just the start!

I guess. It's just so amazing... I want to be yours... *Drools*
You might be a 40 year old man!
I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I WIN!

Am not! *Hides needle*
No, it wouldn't! It's pointless shipping out a cereal!
I just love any colour with black. It's too great.
*Next morning...*

Wha... I did it again!? But that time, it felt so... so real.
I guess so! Stop being tomboyish!
OUCH! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly! I'm ugly!

I'm not! ¬¬'
Import? Why the heck would I import cereal! =P
Yeah, I get you. I love lime green only if it's with black. It turns neon-y.
What did you say! *Slap* Tomorrow, outside of school, you'll get pelted with rotten meat. If you don't come, I'll make your life a living nightmare. Hehehe, come on girls! *Spills water down you and walks off* Whoops, sorry.

I have... *Wipes* Sorry, it was just so... beaut... *Trances*
It is! When you get to talking, you're very feminine. I don't see how people are fooled for THAT long.
Yeah, you smack this ugly mug!

I'm no drug abuser!
Nope, not a single one... I have Weetabix which is healthy... but I add a little sugar to make it edible! It's not bad, really.
My favourite is Blue too! Then it's lime green and black!
Corey, give her a handbag! *Gives handbag* Now take it away from her! *Takes away handbag* Magey is unpopular, Magey is unpopular, Magey is unpopular!

*Drools* Eh... What?! Sorry, just imagining... something.
Yes. *Facepalm* I still feel stupid thinking you were a guy... You're so obviously a woman...
I guess not but the fact is : Kyle = Ughh!

That's good, too. =D

That's strange. xD Do you despise seeing doctors, then? =P Their syringes are plentiful. Oo

Yepples! The first one isn't as good as the second, but it's wonderful. If you've any Tales games, it's a bit like those.