Erm... Would I still be good if I lie? xD Even though they tap my shoulder, I can't take the suspense. =| Yayzles! ^_^
Eating all your greens? I never look; I turn my head and clench my teeth and start crying. You can hang out with me and my company. =]
I've been a good boy, ma'am! ^_^ That is! I can't stand needles, but I look at it every time I get a shot. Never mind the company. xD
Sure sure, as long as you're a good boy. When it comes to needles, yeah I would have a hard time doing it too. My little brother has hemophilia, so he has to be infused with a needle every other day of his life. He's much braver than me. =P And ridden with rabies? =D
They got lazy with my gifts. =[ Will I get double the gifts because of that? =D I'm too chicken to hurt myself on purpose. =S I don't think I can stand it if I had diabetes and had to poke myself with a needle to release blood every day. =[ I'll bring a blue cat that's cute and fuzzly, and cuddly, and... You get the idea. =D
I'll beat them! Well then paper cut your own eye too so you're both victims? It'll certainly be obnoxiously loud and hairy on our space colony... Unless you bring one of them shaved cats. Then it'll be just loud.
Shiny, your elves have been getting lazy. You should cut their salary, if they even have any to begin with. =P Ooh, he would have gone to the hospital, I think, and his family might have sued me. Oo "It was an accident" doesn't really let up in court. xD Why, I would have picked a pet cat instead. xD
Those haven't been invented yet... xD I'll work on it though. That's what slaves- ahem, elves are for. Well then you should have paper cutted his eye. Gilbert Gottfried of course. You?
Can you deliver me one of those magical time watches instead this year? I want to be able to fast-forward time. =D Yeah, but now that I think about it, it was sort of his fault. I mean, he was the one who was trying to pry a piece of paper from my hand. =P WE can take one person with us, because we need company. Who'll you pick?
But are you gonna be able to wait until a year after that? Are you sure it was an accident? Glad I wasn't that kid. And in the meantime we build a tiny colony in space; as soon as Earth is doomed, we flee!
That's okay. I can wait that long for something worthwhile. =P Hahahaha. xD I once accidentally gave this kid a paper cut on a really horrible place: right underneath his thumb nail. Oo I felt bad. Ahahaha. And when we become rich and famous, we'll buy someone to take the blame! =D
Too bad its not your birthday for about a month, you's gonna have to wait in those drugs pal. I said those are fun if they aren't happening to you! xD I have this weird way of dealing with the thought of papercuts. As soon as the thought enters my mind, I always imagine myself wearing a suit of armor, so that papercuts would be rendered insufficient. xD We'll be one of those underground terrorists. =D
Of course! ;] Uh-oh... But it was suppose to be an intervention. xD I can't think of paper cuts without shuddering, either. Oo I hate them. Yeah, that's a great idea! Let's put pandas in Texas and kangaroos in Alaska.
Oh ho ho, now that's thinking outside the box. Ugh. I can't even think of paper cuts without shuddering involuntarily. Books shouldn't be used as weapons! Also BiBi told me about your plan. Shame on you. Cuban cigars it is! What else? Exotic animals that would ruin the eco system if brought over to the states?
Of course not! =O Why buy drugs when Shiny Claws can deliver them without the police knowing? ;] Hey, hey. No sharp stuff. =O Although, paper edges are quite lethal. Oo Ooh, it's up to you. I'll be the one to get the stuff for you. Wait, how about Cuban cigars in the U.S.? =D
