Fate
Tsuna Feesh

Well, when you're finished, I would like to see what sort of changes you made to it. I still need to lurk in that art forum for some inspiration myself.

Oh, fundraiser candy bars... Well, at least it was for a good cause. I think the easter candy should be going on sale tomorrow, so we can stock up on all the goodies that we didn't get today.

Oh, I remember when that first hit the airwaves on my radio station. I liked it. I think I remember hearing that she wrote it when she and her boyfriend (the guy who sings in Seether) broke up. Stuff like that happens, but at least she was able to write a pretty hit song about it, which is more than I can say for any of my breakups that I've gone through.

*Aims rapid-fire Rifle at Fate*
I didn't know that Kyle was annoyed at me!
I thought he would be annoyed with you! You hired me!

Thanks for accepting my apology, Fatey-kins.

Oh, just kill him...

*silence, crossed eyes*

*ambulance comes and takes him to the hospital. TOO LATE, he dead.*

Too late, Ralz is dead. Phoenix Downs do not work.

*grudgingly gives Ralzter the antidote and casts Curaja on him*
There, NOW is you're easter good?

Thank you! Thank you very much!

I feel like I was shot through the heart. I tried to keep the act up but knowing I hurt your feelings... I just exploded. I'm so, so, so sorry! I'll never do anything like it again. Sephiroth should burn in Hell. He's a burden to fans everywhere. F**kin newbs coming in all the time with their I <3 Cloud and I <3 Sephy avatars and banners. It makes me sick. I just felt like I was becoming one of them. Soon, I would lose my grammar and start talking liek thsi! I mean, for goodness sake... I'm happy to be back and believe me when I say that I'm never ever doing another dare. Especially one that hurts my Fatey's feelings. I should of thought of how people would react first... I mean, everyone knows I hate Sephiroth so much and the movie, Advent Childen, sucked balls. It wasn't even worth the £11 that I spent on it! The avatar was sickening and so was the banner that I made! I feel like burning my laptop after it but then I wouldn't be able to speak to you, would I? Don't kill Ralz... please?

*Ralz gracefully dodges all missiles and lives*

...Right. I'm just gonna completely ignore what you said.

You have a nice amount of money. Thanks for letting me have some.

*Fires*
*All allies fire*
*Ralz begins to die in slow and painful agony*

Uh... okay?

Okay.

*static*
We are preapared, fire? over.
*Static*

Uh... I fixed him?

Then I should really go play them. Gotta get some money first...

I'M SO SORRY, FATE!

I can't believe what I said to you. I should die on the cross for it. Why did I take it so far. To say he was better than you crushed me and my soul. I felt terrible but I had to keep up the act. I just can't do it. It hurts so much.