I don't appreciate you calling me an idiot, Carson.
Right, I forgot about that. See, now I'm going to have to delete that post, just to spite you, Carson. And since you failed to inform me whether you're male or female, now you're androgynous. And since you still failed to tell me your real name, I now forbid you calling me by my real name. See, this is what you get for being a jerk.
Okay, since you won't tell me your first name, even though you know my name, then I'll just have to make up a name for you myself. Carson Kressley II. Of course, I don't actually know if you're male or female, so if you just so happen to be female, then you're stuck with a male name.
Well, since you know my real name, then I have to know yours. It's only fair that way.
Ha! The person who posted last said "suit." That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Well, no, not yet. I have trouble finding people's profiles if they're not on my contact list... Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure that I added Unknown to my contact list only a few hours ago. Get your hand out of my pocket.
You should look into publishing. You could make some money... er, a few hundred dollars, considering that writing doesn't usually pay very well.
It's actually a pretty good poem. Did you write that yourself? I'm a good writer, but I can't write poems to save my life, but that's probably because I'm not a fan of poetry.
I always knew I was a Dolphin-Monkey.
Yeah, I remember. He's actually a really cool guy.
But arguing is fun. Haven't you ever noticed that I almost constantly get into arguments with people? As a master of argument/really bad advice, I know that the best thing to do when you're losing an argument is to come back with something as ridiculous as claiming to have terminal cancer.
Okay, so all I can do is make a suggestion to OceanEyes. Ocean lady, ignore everything that I've said and pretend that you've never heard it before. You should be good to go now with that argument, Keldric.
But pretending to have cancer is a sign of strength.
Well, yeah, but that doesn't give you a good enough reason to not listen to me. I may not have the best suggestions or the best advice, but I'm still awesome. Now would you rather listen to somebody who's sensible, or to somebody who's awesome? Use the cancer bit. If it doesn't work, I'll crap my pants.
You didn't even use the cancer bit. What the hell am I making suggestions for if nobody is listening to me?
