I have no idea what you're talking about, but I do know that Calgary is a Canadian city, named after the great cigar smoking panda, Albert Calgary Swittlestix, because, as only Canadians know, there is surprisingly an overpopulation of panda bears in Canada.
Winnipeg is the greatest city to ever exist. Well, besides Calgary, but that's not the point. Stop making me contradict myself.
South America isn't overrated. That's the only continent that I tolerate. Well, Antarctica, too, but only 14 people live there, so it doesn't really count. I don't mind parts of Africa, either. Or Canada. Because I'm Canadian.
All seven continents are overrated, especially Asia, because China is in Asia. Don't plan to visit all seven continents, plan to visit the moon.
Have you ever been to Carson City?
Why, who wants to know?
I haven't gotten in any sort of trouble so far.
What? My arguments are perfectly fine. They make sense, don't they?
It's about time you respected your elders. It took long enough for you to address me as your "older dolphin-monkey."
If it is, then I guess I'm abnormal.
I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm a man, and I'm not evil.
None of the earth is tainted. Everything you see is natural.
Then don't look directly at the screen. Look away. Think of it like the sun. Would you look directly at the sun?
Men have more iron in their blood, so I guess they're more magnetic than women. My page is only blinding if you're a human.
It's about 18,000,000 to 1 per single state in the United States, and about 120,000,000 to 1 for lotteries between states, which is funny, because statistically speaking, I have a 2,650,000 to 1 shot at being struck by lightning, whereas, winning the lottery is nearly 50 times greater than that.
