Darkwave
come and get some

Heeeey, Kilala's back, Darkwave! It's your turn to make a post in the RP, kupo! owo

Right then, GOOD night!

Well, in any case... I guess I'd better turn in for the night. It's 3 AM over here!

The best I could see myself drinking alcohol is fine wine at a fancy get-together, or at least at someone's birthday party, and not get ADDICTED to beer like my dad is.

I suddenly imagine myself in a bar drunk, high, and stoned, but I don't care.

Fine! How about 3%?

Got a tall one? Haha, but I don't drink... yet.

Well, guess I should find some more... someday... yeah.

Unfortunately, it's a one-time deal. Use it wisely, as I'm all out of inspirational speeches... wait, did I have any to begin with?

Just 5%?

Mail me some money!

Haha! Good luck out there, though. You have Ralz's blessings, and so there's no way you'll get hurt!

What's your job?

Lucky you. My biggest adventure so far was seeing how fast I could get to the grocery store and back. Anyway, avoid those snakes... and baby kangaroos... and stuff that looks like it could bite... That stuff!

Then you should be a Nascar racer!