Conversation Between Clint and Taco-Calamitous

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  1. I dunno what happened to that guy. We should hunt him down and ask him for an accounting of his time. If he has been keeping our interests at heart or slacking off.

    I love you too, sir.
  2. My colon is pretty bad ass, if I do say so yourself. And yes, every day, we're making advancements in medicine and cybernetics. Which begs the question, where the **** is Professor S.H.I.T.?

    Anyway, thank you for the birthday wish, Mr. Machine. It is much appreciated. I love you.
  3. Happy Birthday Mr. Eastwood. 82 years young, and I'm sure you'll be gracing us with your presence for another 82 years. Or longer. I'm sure GDCEAA technology will be making some breakthroughs in life-expanding medical research, or cybernetics, if we haven't already. Not that you probably need it, what with your blessed colon and all.
  4. Okay, Mister Eastwood. Those will be on their way at some point in time. And yuss, my top hat has drawn comparisons to Honest Abe's.
  5. Woah, your avatar reminds me of Abe Lincoln. I think it's just the top hat though.
  6. Why thank you, Sir Telegraph. I would like to order 400 thousand sets of your finest china, please.
  7. Normally, I would sell knock offs. But for YOU, you get the REAL stuff. Because you're the Goddamn Clint Eastwood.
  8. You are the man that I like to buy my fine china from.
  9. I knew it. That's why I've always stayed away from Oregon. That damn trail lead straight towards dinosaurs.
  10. Yeah man, dinosaurs. You thought they were extinct, but they're here in Oregon!
  11. I trust your judgement. You will choose with wisdom and sensibleness.
  12. You are part of a team I'm establishing to send to Moscow to rescue RagnaToad's wife and child from the Soviet headquarters. Its a four man team. I'm attempting to enlist the help of Che as well, but he has yet to respond.

    As for the two other members, I am still undecided on that one.
  13. Probably not that great, but fuck it, I'm ready for some action!
  14. I need you for an assignment. How well equipped are you in combat?
  15. So they'll censor **** but not dickless? One could be a name, and the other is a blatant reference to missing genitalia. What the hell?
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