Count me in, good sir.
It involves all of that, plus the destruction of cyborgs using space lasers which people fire from their genitalia. Does that sound like something you'd be interested in teaching?
Space Laser Genitalia, eh? Does that involve the use of lasers to etch genitalia onto the surfaces of far off planets, or moreso creating actual laser dongs, and firing them off into space?
Good sir, I am recruiting people for my academy. Are you, by any chance, interested in a job? It is an academy of awesomeness, and you are awesome. We are currently searching for a Professor of Space Laser Genitalia. Would you be interested in that position?
I twice saw a dog vomit up the contents of his stomach, and it was entirely feces. I am going to do that to you one day.
The Miz is going to be WWE's top guy in a couple of years. He's also currently on his way to being one of WWE's biggest babyfaces. For example, bad guys don't wrestle hurt and win clean. Miz wrestled with a bum knee and beat Alex Riley and Kofi Kingston cleanly in two separate matches on Monday. And speaking of a worthy avatar change, I think this is the one you should go for.
On one hand, I was a big fan of his during his title run, but he really just became an over the top douche after he won it. It may be a worthy avatar change though.
Since you're awesome, does that mean that you're The Miz?
Confound your toll, troll.
Have you paid the trolls toll to get into the boy's soul?
Of course.
Absolutely... except not for Mexicans.
Are you a real American who fights for the rights of every man?
Yeah, if you're in Philadelphia and you don't speak English, then you're sure as hell not getting any service.
