Clint
I invented Go-Gurt.

Not a banana baton!

why do you have to crush my dreams like that?

I'll let Veronica and Ron answer this one.

I don't know how much I'd require I guess, it would depend on how hot I would look post-surgery. But if I was like Katy Perry hot afterwards, then $50 plus surgery charges would cover me as well.

how much money we talking here?

ROFL. I have no idea.

I want to start watching them and see what all the fuss is about. People keep jizzing their pants when they talk about it, and I guess I want to jizz too????

I've never seen Weeds haha. what is it? is it like the Office? I haven't seen much of that either.

I apologize. I know you're not gay, but can you blame me? My mind automatically thinks penis.

I will have to look up this Lexington Steele, since it's not the first time I've heard that name.

Hahahahaha. I literally LOL'd (out loud) Horse penis is rediculous, if you can handle all that you deserve a medal.

Oh well, don't worry about, no warnings were headed out so I'm ultimately pleased.

*laughs*
Yes well, I guess it is that in Japanese.
But why Japanese? Lol

I rode a horse in the Philippines and it was super fun, though it made my butt hurt.

What does that mean anyways?
Well, in american?

...I see.
My apologies my lord, I shall refrain myself for future due...

How do I bring the troll out in you?
I turnt in my joking side for a more serious side, so my apologizes, I won't find humor in things unless it is directed.