Clint
I invented Go-Gurt.

You really are a child... Way to prove me wrong!

Do you understand, Clint? I didn't pretend to be the guy who posted here for 2 months... You judge me by the actions taken, only after I was attacked and ridiculed, without so much as the chance to defend myself, let alone be present for these unwarranted attacks.

Do I actually have a problem with any of you? Think about it for more than time it takes you to type your next reply, probably telling me to grow up, unaware that I had to grow up at the age of 15, for reasons I'd rather not discuss with you, of all people, who would only disregard it, and somehow use it against me.

I'd like to show you something. I know you're smart enough to understand it, and hopefully have enough of a head on your shoulders to understand why I'm showing it to you.



If you slap me in the face, I'm going to slap you back. It's not that I dislike you, or even that I feel YOU deserve to be slapped; but there are consequences to every choice we make in this world. If I had insulted you (which would never have happened, if people had just said "Goodbye", or even nothing at all (they were GREAT at that for the first 2 months), I wouldn't hold it against you for defending yourself.

Do you really feel this community and it's members are above reproach? Above consequence?

I know you're probably a confident man, but I also know (from doing what I do for a living) that insecurity has been a problem in your past. You offer nothing about you as a person, in ANY of the posts you've EVER made. (Yes, I do my homework on someone when they capture my interest. I read back, check blogs, read profiles) You offer no pictures of yourself, and the way speak about the things you dislike shows an immense burden of anger and frustration.

I don't pull things out of my asshole, Clint. I may blow them out of proportion to make my point in these extreme cases, but I don't invent stuff for the sake of argument.

You are so off-base, it's getting legitimately pathetic on your end.

It amazes me how you can draw context so accurately from a body of text. You're twisting things in order to have a leg to stand on here. You don't like me, I get it, but just say so. Don't accuse me of whining and bitching because you don't like the things I have to say. (Being that they are critical of this communities lack of effort for the last 2 years, as well as the fact that you all took cheap shots at me after I had left this site, in keeping with the tradition of respect and maturity of this community)

I tried desperately for 2 months to "Socially Interact" (You, are aware that we're on a text-based message board... right?). It was only after the opportunity to kick me while I'm down presented itself, that the majority of you chose to acknowledge my existence, let alone "Socially Interact" through the threads I created and replied to.

You sir, dig yourself a deeper hole every time you reply to me whilst claiming to not care about me, a whiny, bitchy, pathetic troll, and as of the last 2 weeks, your primary source of interaction on this website.

When you've spent months in the desert, killing men, and watching your brother's die, dragging their lifeless bodies to cover while live rounds rip past you. When you've watched men you look up to and learn to love like family have arms and legs blown off, you can tell me to grow up and be a man without sounding like a complete ****ing idiot.

I've seen, heard and been through things for your freedom that would shatter your psyche to the very core. Have some respect, know your boundaries, and don't be an ignorant ass-hat.

I'm a 29 year old man with his own home, a fiance, and not 1, not 2, but 3 tours in Afghanistan before I turned 25.

It's good that you finally said something like you've got a pair, but you're reaching, desperately so, in fact.

I think we're done here, Mogenar.

The Goddamn Clint Eastwood (Metroid Boss)
Appearance: Synthetic (Mechanical), Troll-like robot. It's form seems menacing and postured at first glance, but TGE is easily defeated.
Strengths: Mild Forum Trolling
Weaknesses: Insecurity, lack of wit and cunning (Weight on shouldes, lack of masculinity)
Recommended Weapons: Confidence, bit of homework, and he does the rest for you

Bigotry | Define Bigotry at Dictionary.com

Your complete lack of wit nor humor disturbs me.

Any residual respect I harbored for you: Successfully Broken.

Bigotry
Bigotry is a state of mind where a person strongly and unfairly dislikes other people, ideas, etc. Some examples include personal beliefs, race, religion, national origin, gender, disability, sexual orientation, socioeconomic status, or other group characteristics.

You should either take loaf's advice, or confess your undisputed status as #1 OT Fanboy.

Be a man and stand up for yourself. Say what you really want to (I don't post my PM's like a 14 y/o girl on Facebook, you're safe with me). Be YOURSELF. Use your own picture, your own identity... But before you can do that, you'll have to find some sense of worth within yourself.

ProTip: Your insecurity is such a glaring, pulsing weakness, you look like a Metroid boss.

And before you say it for the 3rd time (yawn), I get an email everytime a fan like you messages or replies, lol. So the more you obssess, the more I return.

So if I threaten your masculinity so much, just STFU already.