Clint
I invented Go-Gurt.

You're a shitty cowboy if you can't even enjoy a drink before a dual. Don't you want the alcohol to spill out of your guts and into the dirt when you loose?

I don't really care if global warming exists or not. I'll be long dead before it begins to seriously effect the earth. I only recycle because it's a nicer option anyway to save resources. I don't waste my breath preaching "save the earth" either.

If you had a bottle of whiskey, and drank the whole thing, you'd still be drinking the same amount of whiskey no matter how many glasses or ice cubes you have.

Hm. I do not know either of these people, but I choose Ted because of his last name. :3

Been lurking it up like some kinda assassin, or if you will, a ninja. If you made another awesome thread like the time you told us all about the death of Mr. T, I'm sure I'd get a response in there for you, though.

No, although I wish it was... That's Barry the Blender Henderson.

A classy bitch. Three cubes so that it doesn't dilute the taste, but keeps the liquid cool. Should try it some time.

Considering Antarctica is slowly melting away and falling apart, I think the question is how long does Antarctica have before all the ice is gone?

I'm sorry that your whisky that I bought you went warm and watery. Ice doesn't last forever, you know.

That's pretty patriotic if you ask me.

Did you have a patriotic 4th?

My local saloon... heh. Bring it on, bucko.

...I liked the part where you assumed I'd apologise. Again. Not happening, buddy.

There's no central air conditioning at my brothers apartment

I make em' hot, I make em' shiver, their knees get weak, whenever I'm around.

It's hot