Clint
I invented Go-Gurt.

Professor of Time Travel and Mating Rituals.

I hope my unique service will benefit you.

i am in guam

Y'know, I'm not as well-versed in planned parenthood as you might think, so I'm not feeling too comfortable with that one. Or really the premature ejaculation, now that I think about it. I'm sure I could learn them a thing or two about Stuff, however. I will show them!

Count me in, good sir.

Space Laser Genitalia, eh? Does that involve the use of lasers to etch genitalia onto the surfaces of far off planets, or moreso creating actual laser dongs, and firing them off into space?

i would like to be professor S.H.I.T oh and i got a ticket to guam

Yes, that would be excellent.

I am very interested.

Omg yay :3

As tempting as that sounds, I am content with my level of awesomeness (or lack thereof). Maybe when my schedule opens up.

Can I be your sugar momma?

Seanb and Rocky, in that order.

If he malfunctions, it'd give the students an excellent time to show their badassery by either destroying the cyborg or repairing it with a space laser, operated by his/her genitalia, of course.

can i be professer S,H.I.T

I don't want to sound like a nit-picker, but you've never given me any negative rep. Not that I want you to, it's just you have only given me good rep. Thanks!

Anyway, nothing much else to say. Hope your Social Group does all you hope for!