But then you would step in to stop him because you love me more, right? Right? Huh? Isn't that true? Huh? Right, Bleachie?
Bah, your drugs wouldn't affect my beloved Cloud! His hair blesses him with godly powers so he can keep it magnificently perfect. Even if he couldn't cut you, his blade could smash you to smithereens if he turned it to the side...like how you separate a clove of garlic.
I said I'll do it when he's asleep. I'll drug him! Besides, I'll make the blade so dull that it can't even cut cheese!
Jesus freaking Buddha! Why would you do such a thing to him? Are you forgetting that he's got the buster blade and can slice you up seven different ways?
I'll do it when he's sleeping. What if I pierce his nose, lips, and eyebrows, too?
If you shaved Cloud's head? O_O First off, why would you do such a heinous thing? And second....probably not as much, but some of that love will stay.
If I shave his head, would you still love him?
What? How could you say such a thing! He's much higher on the awesome scale than Tidus, and I have to say that his hair is also quite nice....
Cloud does not yet exceed the line between awesomeness and average.
And why is it false young man?
Objection! Point 3 is false!
Fate, I'm going to teach you something about game-characters' hair. If it defies gravity, has a nice color, and the person it sits on top of is awesome, you don't just call it cool. It's AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL.
Beautiful? They are simply TOO clean. Like my mom, who can spot a piece of clear foil wrap on a whit carpet!
It doesn't defy gravity. It's just that gravity obeys it because it's so beautiful. XD As do all teenagers. That's why older folks think we're menages to the clean-ness.
And it defies gravity, too! Yeah, I do, don't I? I can trash an entire country!
