Alpha
#LOCKE4GOD

I know right, I get a little scared thinking about it now.

What's your avatar from?

Thanks for the hints! I always have troubles sleeping, mainly with being unable to fall asleep, but I'll definitely try your suggestion.

Thanks for reading my journal. I try to keep it inconsistent, and try to fill it with everything instead of just day-to-day events.

I'll definitely interview you, ya. It'll be a day or two, since I have two others on standby, but if you have msn, I can do it there. Otherwise, I can pm you the questions, and you can respond. Either way you prefer, it'll be fine.

Alpha! You ignorant moo! We depend on bees to pollinate over a third of our food supply. You're always talking about those without food - they need the bees too!

Never squish a bee. They are essential. Wasps serve no purpose, but bees most certainly do. I may have to reconsider your application if you are a bee-squisher. Such people are utterly, utterly, intolerable. Respect nature!

The Netherlands mostly. Because we speak the same language. Practically all our jokes about stupid people are about Dutch people. The same goes for them I think.

I remember reading some child's magazine when I was young. It had a joke in it like 'Why does a Belgian call... a ..." (something like that). I couldn't believe what I read. A Belgian was made fun of in a joke, instead of a Dutch person. Then I realised it was a Dutch magazine, and obviously they were saying the same things about Belgians as we were about them.

All in good fun of course.

the sound you make when you agree.

Uhu.

I love the Boosh. And Python. Blackadder. Oh, British TV.

And of course you may join. All you have to do is promise to plant flowers for bumblebees in your garden, and be super-nice to them, because they're having a hard time just now.

That means that a NZ'er who emigrates to Australia is stupid, right?

I'm not sure what food we eat over here is not being eaten all over the world, or in what context.

We don't know anything about New Zealand here, other than that it has kiwis (both the bird and the fruit) and that the Lord of the Rings movies were filmed over there. It's basically just 'that island next to Australia'. NZ is to Australia what Ireland is to England. More nature and way cooler people.

Each to their own. What kinds of humour do you like, then? Monty Python man, or stuff like the Daily Show?