Alpha
#LOCKE4GOD

MY WINDOW IS TOO SMALL TO GET NICE PICTURE.

I TAKE NICE PICTURE TOMORROW, NEW BRITISH (SCOTTISH?) TRAINEE COMING TO THE APARTMENT.

Also the only English speaking Catholic church in Tunisia, IS in fact practically in my back garden. It's an actual miracle.

say whaaaaaaaaa- ??? O_o

Aslahama!

I am in Tunisia, I left on Monday and forgot to Facebook/TFF it. Oops.

<3

Also, do some mathematics and realise that the group you were just added to looks like it could get a bad rep pretty quickly. Maybe if the timing had been different, it would look okay. But to me it looks kind of... dodgy...

Ha! I see what you did there. Hail and sleet. That's funny. I didn't get it at first, but then I thought about it, and I was like "ha!"

LOL I must have missed that one. That made me crack up irl.

OMFG, this is GOLD. Hahahaha!

Using beer as a National Defence strategy: leaving many bottles of beer on all beaches, so that any invading army would abandon its attack and get drunk instead while the broken bottles would prevent the army advancing any further anyway.

Votes for trees: New Zealanders have a reputation as environmentalists, and the University of Auckland's ex-Marxist law-lecturer Klaus Bosselmann actually seriously advocated giving trees (and other bits of the environment) some legal standing. The McGillicuddies could not decide on whether native trees should have the option to vote in Māori electorates, whether male trees as well as female trees should vote, and on the status of shrubs.

Mandatory homosexuality for 33% of the population — also devised to annoy the fundamentalists.

Limiting the speed of light to 100 km/h: 50 km/h in Mt Roskill, (Auckland's Bible Belt), because folks there preferred to stay less enlightened.

Full employment by carpeting the national highways: This would also save wear and tear on vehicle-tyres.

LMAO

Thank you for my rep dance

That's gutting haha. Do you know who you're talking to? I wouldn't voluntarily do math for no reason. Is it wintery over there? It's absolutely boiling here at the moment. Harharhar, I've been off for a month and I still have two weeks left. Beeeat thaaaat.

Things are good, I had my last exam today, wooo! Definitely 'ardly workin' haha. Yoouu?

Yes it was very punny.

Por que no? You kind of landed yourself in it really. xD

I wondered where the smell of cheese was coming from.

/Bad joke.

Hey Alpha, how's uni going?

I think it's easier just to avoid saying it altogether and just say hello, etc. not actually refer to them by name. Otherwise I think it depends how close you were to them.

So you're not Mark Renton anymore, eh?