Alpha
#LOCKE4GOD

Happy birthday, even though it doesn't say it is yet here. Have a real good time, jerkface.

OMGeeze! Alpha's turning old. Happy Richard day. So many friends have the same birthday, but you claim the day being the eldest of those who have today as a birthday as per facebook. Such a good day to be born apparently. Drink lots and enjoy life good sir!

Happy birthday, mate.

kia hari to huritau!

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!

No sir, it isn't. I have already struck a deal with Mr. Romney which states that if I publicly support his campaign, he will not only leave the GDEAA alone, but fund our R&D division.

Of course it's an issue in the election. Gays deserve equal rights, and no matter who the president is, they'll get equal rights. I simply back Romney because he's the better choice. I don't necessarily agree with everything he says. I just agree with him more than I agree with Obama.

A revelation about my account. Not that there's much to be revealed - I am after all a perfectly normal user.

Yeah, I mean you wouldn't likely have any snipers using homemade rifles, but if someone wanted to show up and do some damage, a homemade firearm could do the trick. I've made catapults, a shitty ballista, and potato guns, never actually tried to make a gun before. Might be a fun project for a rainy day.

Ahh okay. Tell me how to do the 'hide' 'show' thing

The best of times

No I can't. Can you see yourself there?

EDIT: Writing on your own VM wall is the equivalent of doing this

Ah ha.

Look at these smiley faces, they are relative to the current conversation:

Did you ever abuse your powers of seeing social groups and see a topic that you found interesting and became interested in becoming a member solely so that you could participate in the very interesting discussion, interestingly?

Because I haven't. Not ever.