Hahahaha my choices of music are often rather light-hearted in comparison I think it's safe to say!

Song Bruces' Philosophers Song
Artist: Monty Python
Album Monty Python Sings!

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel!

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently pissed!

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart
I drink, therefore I am!

Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed!