The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

You get a spear
*inserts coin*

[ChloChloAriadne]

You get Kimahri's old lancet, and the end is stained with something green...?

*inserts shoelace*

[Larick]

you get shoe, dang u need the shoelace now

*inserts coin*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

Spits out the shoelace but now its shreded up into pieces
*inserts Firestone*

[ChloChloAriadne]

You receive a fireball wrapped in green gooey stuff...

*inserts blue wig*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

gives you a green wig
*inserts Whopper*

[ChloChloAriadne]

..a whopper from McDonalds?

You recieve a quarter-pounder covered in green goo.

*inserts coinage*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get a gooy $20 bill
*Insert myself*

[supershiva11]

you obtain a chewy booger

*inserts coin*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

You get a sign that says "Shut the F$%k up fat man this isnt any of your god damn bussiness.
*insert coin*

[ChloChloAriadne]

*Pulls Yazoo out of the machine* Surely it's not that comfy in there?

You recieve metallic underwear, once belonging to Zell.

*inserts hand*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

It wasn't bad in there
gives you something that was a part of me
*inserts Myself again*

[ChloChloAriadne]

*sighs* You don't recieve anything when you shove yourself through the slot.

*inserts self*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you recieve me only cause your in there with me
i'm stuck
can't insert nothing
pull her or me out
*ouch* pain
that don't bend that way
god get me out
i can't feel my spine

[ChloChloAriadne]

You might not be able to feel your spine, but I can. It's poking me

*bashes on side of machine*

HELP!!

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

Hey look a can of MD
Ummm dew the dew
Hey i feel better
*starts pounding on side*
Hey i made a small hole
HEY, so thats where its been.

[Tiger Lily]

*Walks up to machine*
Weird ... noises!
*pokes stick down the coin slot and jabs Yazoo*
People in there ... creepy.
*Kicks machine, knocking it over*
Hmm ... now if I pull the top off ... maybe the people can get out!
*Kicks the top*
Dammit, it won't come off!
*Jumps on machine*
Bouncy... Hey, I made a hole in it ...
yep, there's people in there!
Come out!!

[ChloChloAriadne]

*climbs out of machine*

I'm free!!

*inserts coin*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

Thax for getting us out
You recieve a galarblaed text shirt that says cloud rocks
*inserts coin*

[Xeim]

you get a Zack figurine

*inserts coin*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you receive the sun sigil
*Inserts coin*

[Xeim]

you get a granola bar

*inserst coin*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

You get a Panda
*inserts pancake*

[Darkwolf]

you get a nasty lecture about putting anything in besides coins
*inserts coin then sighs*

[Xeim]

you get some chocolate

*inserts some maple syrup* marhar

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

The machince Explodes and you are killed by srapnoel
*Puts coin in new vendor*

[Xeim]

My ghost comes back to haunt you, so you decide to revive me. You get nothing

*decides to insert mentos*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you receive a whopper
*inserts myself*

[Xeim]

You get a faceful of Mentos. XB

*Inserts gasoline*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

A wire sparks and the vendor catches on fire and Burn to death.
I come back to life and i steal one of your gifts.
You did not receive anything but lost something.
*inserts your stolen gift*