The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

[Kyo-san]

*You recieve some Mountain Dew (just some... not alot... like, a sip...)*

*Inserts itch*

[Kyo-san]

*Recieves a sigh (LP sucks...)*

*Inserts Dir en Grey (a REAL "dang" band... n_n )*

[E L L Y]

you receive a bag of broken toy coin

*inserts trash*

[Kyo-san]

*Receives silver and gold*

*Farts*

[Tifa_Rox]

you get a burp-in-a-can

*inserts Sephiroths mega-long sword*

[ChloChloAriadne]

You recieve Kadaj's souba. [damn, give it to me]

*inserts rod guide* [You and I are the only ones who know, Jess... lol]

[E L L Y]

You received a wooden rod.

*Inserts how-to-kick-badass guide book* (Just how many guide books do I have?

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

You get a clear plastic ball with a plastic ring in it.
*inserts Mario*

[E L L Y]

you received his bro

*inserts seaweed*

[Storm]

Recieves crispy (rubber) duck

*inserts spork*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get skork
*inserts a taco*

[Kyo-san]

*Receives Taco-Flavored Kisses!*

*Inserts Random Otaku...*

[Hannya]

You get a Daruma Doll!

*inserts Michael Jackson's little white glove*

[Kyo-san]

*Recieves random pedo!*

*Inserts finger...?!*

[Hannya]

You get your finger chopped off.

*inserts a delicious christmas ham*

[E L L Y]

you received half of the christmas tree (the other half won't come out)

*inserts a half-christmas-tree-go-away pil*

[Kyo-san]

*Receives the decomposed half-of-christmas-tree*

*Inserts Cookie*

[E L L Y]

you received hikaru and kaoru keychain (yayness)


*inserts my broken 13 years old toy car*

[Kyo-san]

*Receives brand new Vespa scooter*

*Inserts fart*

[Tifa_Rox]

you get kicked in the face by none other than Sephiroth.

*inserts another rod guide (only me and froggie know.....)*

[LostUtopian]

You receive a Final Fantasy XII Strategy Guide {lucky so-and-so -.-}

*inserts FF X-2*

[Kyo-san]

*Recieves sh!tty 70's disco music... *tear*

*Inserts on of Kuja's feathers n_n *

[LostUtopian]

You get KUJA.........doll!

*inserts me*

[Kyo-san]

*You receive me*

*Inserts your surely pissed-off girlfirend*

XD

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

You get the Bitching of a life time
*inserts coin*

[Kyo-san]

*Recieves RICE BALL!*

*Inserts Mountain Dew*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get vault
*inserts self*

[Kyo-san]

*You get me...* (yay...)

*Inserts random Silent Hill song...*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get a toaster
*inserts a cookie*

[Kyo-san]

*You get an itch*

*Inserts ring*