The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

[Shadowknight241]

You got Zell's hot dog's.

*Insert's Speaker*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get a subwoofer
*inserts self*

[Shadowknight241]

*Machine get's stuck as we call a parametic to get KI out*

*In the mean time use's spare vending machine*

*Insert's Cheeseburger*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you recivce go to chatroom pass(now go)
*inserts coin*

[abarai renji]

you recieve nothing
*insert something gooey*

[LostUtopian]

You recieve Vincent o.O

*inserts red fang*

[omega destroyer]

gets a blood-thirsty pet vampire

*inserts pillow*

[-_Ingus_-]

You receive an invisible invisibility potion.

*Puts keyboard in*

[Shadowknight241]

You got a Keyblade.

*Inserts gameboy*

[-_Ingus_-]

You receive Final Fantasy V Advance

*Inserts dog*

[omega destroyer]

Out pops a cabbage! haha! I mean cat!?!?

*inserts a 12 pack of mountain dew*

[ChloChloAriadne]

Wow, I haven't visited the vendor for a while. I'm having withdrawal symptoms! *eye twitch*

You recive 12 empty Mountain Dew cans.

*Inserts Ruler*

[zell_dincht0808]

you get your ruler back..looks like the vending machine doesn't like them..

*inserts used condom*

[ChloChloAriadne]

You recieve an unused condom. Woo! Trade in! >.>

*inserts smashed up FFX disc*

[zell_dincht0808]

you get back a message 'you are so boring...exact change...corr' lol

*inserts another used condom*

[-_Ingus_-]

You get a flashy purple unused condom.

*Inserts my sister*

[zell_dincht0808]

(wow that's the second time I've got an unused condom back )

you get pamela anderson

*inserts finger*

[abarai renji]

you get a toe
*insert dollar*

[zell_dincht0808]

you get two dollars

*inserts toe*

[Storm]

You recieve a toe condom... so you won't pass fungal toe infection to anyone you.. toe 0_o

*inserts sanity*

[abarai renji]

nothing was inserted, so nothing is recieved

*insert pie*

[zell_dincht0808]

(good answer btw lol)

Recieves half-eaten pie

*inserts pack of chewing gum*

[abarai renji]

(thx, lol)
you get a giant hamster
*insert piece of pie*

[zell_dincht0808]

you recieve the plate it was on and you hear a loud burp from inside the vending machine

*inserts blu-tac*

[abarai renji]

you get half a dozen screaming eggs
*insert yellow paper*

[maxpower]

You get a small child and a bottle of mylanta

*Inserts a spork*

[abarai renji]

you get an ocarina
*insert mask*

[zell_dincht0808]

you get a paper hat

*inserts pack of cards*

[-_Ingus_-]

You get an empty card box

*Inserts headphones*

[zell_dincht0808]

You get a sound system

*inserts breast implant* (not mine...honest!)