The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

[Darkwolf]

you get an unimportant person's severed head!

inserts coin

[Chase]

You received worthless item 69

-inserts worthless item 206

[Fallen Penance]

*Mumbles* You get what remains of my tongue

*Inserts more body parts*

[Storm]

You recieve Zombie Borghen from Final Fantasy 2!

*inserts coinage*

[SourBreak]

You recieve Zell's Grandfather's rifles.

BOOM! =]

*Inserts bullets*

...

*Inserts Coin*

[Chez Daja]

You receive a well-rounded male anus. Oh fine. You receive a potion.

*inserts dildo*

Err...

gil.

[Súrion]

you recieve pity.

inserts coin*

[Fallen Penance]

You receive eternal wisdom in the form of a mouldy cake.

*inserts dynamite*

[Storm]

You recievea melted Sephiroth action figure. Press the button on his deformed back to let a gooey substance from his ass.

*pulls a coin from the goop the Sephiroth action figure landed in, and inserts it into the machine*

[Chase]

You received boogers from the vending machine's nose

*it has a nose?*

-inserts a dynamite-

[geordanuk]

you recieve a big peice of metal

*gets new vending machine*

*inserts coin*

[SourBreak]

You recieve a guy who tells you to say hello to his little friend...

*inserts more bullets*

....

*Inserts coin*

[Zaden]

you get a loving mokey that chews ur head off

inserts coin

[Slim Perfect]

You all recieve a bullet to the back of the head. I push through, shoving bodies to the side and wiping the blood stains that have transferred to my hand on my t-shirt. I pull a loonie from my jean pocket and insert it into the vending machine.....

*clink-clink*

[Darkwolf]

you recieve a note from sephiroth inviting you to the evil club!
lucky
severed head insertage

[Fallen Penance]

You receive a new pair of pants (you know why!)

*Inserts soiled underwear*

[Darkwolf]

recieves a chocolate bar made of your poo

coin insertage

[geordanuk]

you recieve a billy burger , burger served by cloud the delivery boy who fell out of the machine

*inserts coin*

[Darkwolf]

You recieve Tifa's special drink mix
(darn, I wanted that) can you share?
coin insertage

[geordanuk]

*gives the drink to existing dark* eww not as nice as it looks.....

you recieve a random battle with Tonberry have fun

*inserts coin*

[SourBreak]

You recieve Jumbo Cactuar.

What do I do with this?

*Attempts at putting Jumbo Cactuar into Inventory*

Jumbo Cactuar is hesitating. =]

*Inserts needles aswell as coin*

[Itachi Uchiha]

You get 10,000 needles (ironic eh?)

*inserts moogle*

(you don't want to know how i got it in)

[geordanuk]

*OW MY HAND"

you recieve a absolutaly free peice of thin air endoresed by a chocobo

*inserts random sex toy*

[Itachi Uchiha]

you recieve a life times supply of condoms

*inserts self*

[geordanuk]

you recieve a pain from all the random mechanisms inside

*inserts coin*

[Itachi Uchiha]

You recieve an array of crushed body parts and a blood soaked moogle plushie

*inserts coin*

[geordanuk]

you recieve a Bahumut (WTF how did he get out) who is desperate for the toilet

*inserts coin*

[Itachi Uchiha]

you recieve a mario hat that doesn't fit

*inserts coin*

[ChloChloAriadne]

You recieve a Cloud Plushie that sings the Clud song;p. [look it up on youtube]

*insertage of Superjj*

[Slim Perfect]

You receive a swift kick to the baby-maker.

*Inserts a baby.*