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Oh, jeez, I spilled wine all over your shirt! You know what's good for getting stains out? Sex with another man.
I laughed my arse off when Peter said that in the episode "The Story on Page One" where he tried to prove that Luke Perry is gay.
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Chris Griffin: Where do you think you go when you die?
Southern boy: I learned from church that if you're good you go to heaven but if you're bad, you go to a place where the dead believe they're still living and they pray for death but death won't come.
Chris Griffin: UPN?
From the episode "To Love and Die in Dixie", when the family has to move south when a criminal threatens to kill Chris. I couldn't help but laugh at this as well.