Chez looked back toward the door just in time to see Govinda enter into the mansion. She appeared to be struggling and Chez realised why when she saw that Govinda had not come alone. He was skinny, yes. Very skinny, and his lips held a constant cheeky grin, his eyes bright but unemotional. "Who the..."
UntilTheEnd heard the frustration from his girlfriend and turned to direct his attention to whatever it was that had bothered her. "That skinny little... I'll kill him, I will!" she muttered, gritting her teeth violently.
"What's wron -- Oh. It's her," said UntilTheEnd glumly. "And LOOK who she BOUGHT," Chez growled, downing some cider and then passing it over to UntilThenEnd. "Don't do this!" he argued as Chez threw her leather jacket at him and rolled up her shirt sleeves. "Don't get between a woman and her lesbian lover!" Chez barked and proceeded to march toward Govinda and Johnny.
She stopped in front of the couple. "YOU!" she barked angrily, pointing at Johnny. He stared back, smiling. "That's MY woman!" she yelled. Before anybody had a chance to answer, Stiltzin entered the hall, looking concerned. "Is everything o... You again! I knew you were a troublema --" Stiltzkin was interrupted by the thudding of a combat boot to his face. He fell to the ground and ran off, flapping his wings like a disgruntled duckling. Chez turned back to Johnny. "Back away from MY WOMAN."
Johnny stared back, smiling still.
Govinda looked stunned. "But!" she tried to protest but Chez interrupted. "Don't WOUND me with your WORDS!" she sobbed. "So this is your new squeeze?! He doesn't have any tits, look at the state of him!"
"He doesn't have any tits either!" Govinda yelled, pointing at Andrew, who was hiding his face with Chez' coat. "I see how it is... I get it. NO! Don't touch me! You have broken my heart!" murmured Chez.
"But before I go..." she continued. "I will give you a piece of advise," she was looking at Johnny, who did nought but smile back. "...She's TOO good for you!"
Johnny didn't even protest. He just stood there with that stupid ****ing smile on his face. "WELL SAY SOMETHING!" she screamed, almost banshee-like.
He smiled back at her. "THAT'S IT," She screamed and lunged toward Johnny, knocking him on the ground. Govinda was trying to pull Chez off, "stop it!!"
Chez growled down like a dog, saliva spraying onto Johnny's face. With an almighty tug, Chez managed to rip off the head of Johnny Depp, flying backward in the process. Many people turned to stare. Chez looked shocked at her own actions. She looked at Johnny's head. Johnny looked back at her. Smiling.
Chez didn't even look at Govinda as she threw Johnny's head to the side, embarrassed. She got up and hobbled over to where her other boot was laying and put it back on. She turned to Andrew. "Shall we get a drink then?"
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