Che, I'll not give you a warning for that although you seem to shout: "GIMME A WARNING FOR THAT!!!!" ... just because it's funny. Really, that isn't even trolling that much.

@catnip: cyanosuke's right. We have an Adoption Agency on TFF. Just read the thread, I suppose it'll explain itself. But that's just what you're looking for: A place where you can find someone to help you find your way on here.
If you happen to have any question on the agency, feel free to ALWAYS write a VM or PM to me.
And don't forget to ignore che. Sometimes he's a troll, but sometimes he's really funny.