In all honesty, I commend you for not wanting to make some "flashy" (u c wut i did there) website. Flash sucks. And the most important part of a website is functionality. We actually see pretty eye to eye on our web ideas so far.

I just thought it was funny that you were into all this "retro" stuff. Good for you. You like what you like. Personally, I like to not remember the 56k days. Also, internet doesn't need to be capitalized.

And don't be so sensitive! <3 Welcome to TFF. Good luck with your project!