Gene Rayburn.

[Reno Cascade]

Yes, THE Gene Rayburn. I couldn't believe it, but there he was, ordering a bucket of chicken. So I just had to talk to him, right? Yeah. But, here's the thing...turns out he's been dead since 1999. Well, I guess it wasn't him. I probably shouldn't have shoved his wife like that. Eh, not like I was ever welcome in the state of Maryland in the first place...

I like barbecues, so I'm going to go have some barbecues. Mmm. Oh, and I guess I should mention that I'm new here, too. I have ulterior motives.

[Dodie16]

I had no idea who Gene Rayburn was, so I looked him up on google. I guess I learned something new today.

Welcome to TFF! I'm pretty new here, too.

Happy posting!

[Reno Cascade]

How did you get this number?

[Polk]

You know, I met Gene Rayburn at one of Gerald Ford's CRAZY keggers (nobody throws a kegger like Gerald Ford, except maybe John Wilkes Booth). He has a bunch of crazy stories from the set of "The Match Game." Weird stuff. Too bad he didn't get to tell you any of them. Dead people really don't tell good stories.

Oh. Welcome, and stuff.

[Confession]

I was walking through the jungle what did I see?
Gene Rayburn pissing on me.
I picked up a Sock
put it on my c**k
My oh my what a good fap sock.

Welcome.

[Reno Cascade]

So, what's the RP scene like around here?

[Meier Link]

How did you get this number?

I realize the humor in this but I am going to have to ask you not to spam up the forum, please read the rules of the forum and if you have any questions feel free to contact me.
Here is the quick link for your reference: The Final Fantasy Forums - Announcements in Forum : 'How Do I' Questions

Other then that welcome to TFF, I hope your stay here is plesant and if you need anything please call room service for imidate attention.

Happy posting.

[Reno Cascade]

You call that spam? Well, alright then, I guess I can let that slide. You can go ahead and lock this thread right up if you feel like it's going to be a big issue. Hell, delete the whole thing, if that's what it takes, LOL.

[Meier Link]

Yes it is spam, it contributes nothing at all to the conversation at hand and it is to short. I am not going to close your thead and as of now I am not going to delete anything. As of right now it is not a big issue but we can make it a bigger one if you want to.

Beleive it or not, staff here likes to have fun from time to time too but there are rules in place here for a reason.

[Reno Cascade]

So, basically, you were just flexing your staff muscles, eh? Kind of a "show the new guy who's boss" thing, right? Yeah. I know the drill. The irony is that the very act of coming in here to tell me all this was, itself, pointless spam, which did nothing at all to contribute to the conversation at hand. With said conversation being, in essence, a colossal chunk of spam.

Now, I could go into a whole big tiradey thing, with footnotes and "exhibit A's" and all that argumentative bullplop, but you're obviously a smart fella, so I'll just chalk this nasty business up to simple misunderestimation.

Anyway, seems like I've been looking in the wrong place here. I'll give it while though. It'd be a shame to miss out on a good opportunity based on a shoddy first impression.

[Meier Link]

No; here at TFF the staff does not try to "flex our staff muscles", when we see something out of the right we point it out. It is what we are here to do. If I was trying to do what you say I would be a douche and warned you on your second post on this forum. Also I could of gigged you on trolling for most of your posts here and flamebaiting on your 3rd.

Seeing you are new here I can not just speculate that you know the rules off hand and seeing this is my section of the forum it is of my duty to moderate with out discression.

Don't feel so privalidged because you are the "new guy" I would of said the same thing to anyone here, no matter how long they have been here.

And also to moot your point, this is a welcome and greeting area of the forum, and a gental reminder from the staff that you as a new member should check out the rules would not be considered spam.

If you wish to carry on this conversation with me, I highly suggest you PM or VM as I some what stated in my first post in this thread.

I am all about first impressions and second impressions, so feel free to look about the forum and ccontribute to what you whatever you feel like.

Have fun as you brows our many topics.

[Rocky]

This guy is absolutely hilarious. If I had a secondary trolling account for some wierd occasion, this is the guy that I would want to be like. Don't scare him off please!

Welcome to TFF! have a nice day!

btw what is your sig banner and avy off of, I find them both creepy yet cool.

[Fate]

Hello, welcome to TFF. I'm too tired for the countdown now. But read the rules and stuff, yadda yadda, all those. Have fun now!

Oh, and happy birthday.