Alright, that's it

[IdiotWithHair]

This is my last post. I tried to keep it real, but besides The Clint Eastwood and Dodie16, y'all are fuckin' lame. Buncha goofy bastards trying to be funny. Who the hell are you fooling? None of you has an ounce of funny in your entire being. Especially that fucker Telegraph. What a lame-ass bitch he is. Seems to think he's really clever, and that's the saddest part. And I barely saw him post this entire time. Is he doing his job? I don't think so. How did he become a moderator? Were the powers that be just like, "Whatever, let's make him a mod, who gives a shit?"

But yeah, if you want to, you can keep up with me through my e-mail address, [email protected] or whatever. I'll be SURE to write you back. Ha ha.

One last thing...
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......this is Telegraph. Seriously. The people I've been house-sitting for are coming back tonight, so I won't be able to log on from their computer anymore. I'm kinda surprised this lasted this long, but at the same time, the IP accounts are obviously different, and really, aside from one warning for spam, I've just been annoying, haha (sorry for giving you so much crap on that, btw, Andromeda.) Besides, there wasn't enough material to work with after that initial first couple of days. Either that, or I wasn't drinking enough; that certainly helped. Sorry Flock of Newbies, I am an imposter. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Rocky]

This is my last post. I tried to keep it real, but besides The Clint Eastwood and Dodie16, y'all are fuckin' lame. Buncha goofy bastards trying to be funny. Who the hell are you fooling? None of you has an ounce of funny in your entire being. Especially that fucker Telegraph. What a lame-ass bitch he is. Seems to think he's really clever, and that's the saddest part. And I barely saw him post this entire time. Is he doing his job? I don't think so. How did he become a moderator? Were the powers that be just like, "Whatever, let's make him a mod, who gives a shit?"

But yeah, if you want to, you can keep up with me through my e-mail address, [email protected] or whatever. I'll be SURE to write you back. Ha ha.

One last thing...
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......this is Telegraph. Seriously. The people I've been house-sitting for are coming back tonight, so I won't be able to log on from their computer anymore. I'm kinda surprised this lasted this long, but at the same time, the IP accounts are obviously different, and really, aside from one warning for spam, I've just been annoying, haha (sorry for giving you so much crap on that, btw, Andromeda.) Besides, there wasn't enough material to work with after that initial first couple of days. Either that, or I wasn't drinking enough; that certainly helped. Sorry Flock of Newbies, I am an imposter. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

I knew something was up with you! I personally thought you were Angel of Iniquity, but well played. 12/10, would rage again, etc.

[OceanEyes28]

So..... we should demod you?

[midgetbob]

So..... we should demod you?

it IS against the rules.

[Block]

plz leave.

[Pete]

Rocky and I got IP banned for pretending to be kevin1gamer and his beloved Tabitha.

Well played though. I legitimately wanted to smack you.

[Taco-Calamitous]

So..... we should demod you?

Maybe. Depends upon how severe you think the misbehavior was, and how poorly you think I have acted as a moderator. Either way, I won't complain. I know that there is a precedent for this; True Omega had a multiple account waaaaay back in the day, didn't get demodded for it to my knowledge. Or was that someone else? Either way.

I am glad Rocky and Pete approve, haha. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Block]

wait wut? it was really you? why you h8in bro? <3

[che]

How dare you trick us like this. GET HIM GUYS!

[HUNK]

Hahaha, I almost gave him rep up for leaving.

[loaf]

I knew you weren't who you said you were.

[che]

You may have tricked us all, but you will never trick Loaf.

[Block]

Loaf is the undikable. I mean trickable.

[Taco-Calamitous]

See, but he didn't know specifically who it was, so I win anyway! Or lose. We'll see what happens with what the rest of the staff decide what my fate is. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Polk]

I figured it was a Block alt. Boy is my face red!

[Block]

damn I need to just get an alt apparently, since everyone just assumes everyone out there being a douche is me (no offense Tele)

[che]

See, but he didn't know specifically who it was, so I win anyway! Or lose. We'll see what happens with what the rest of the staff decide what my fate is. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

Yep. Getting through TFF's airports is gonna be a pain in the **** now. Even if we shot you in the face and sent your body to the bottom of the ocean you have already won. :/

[Unknown Entity]

You DID sound familiar lol. But I wouldn't never have guessed a duplicate account from an existing member - I was thinking a banned or older member who raged quit. I knew it wouldn't have been Angel because your IdiotWithHair person's grammer and spelling was almost always pretty good - I doubt there was many a flaw.

Well played, Sir. Well played.

[HUNK]

I'll be the stupid one here...

Why make multiple accounts? Just to see if you could get away with it? If that's the case, why not just let the account die when you got tired of it, guilty consicnse?

So many questions....

[Bubble Boy]

So this dude is a moderator here?

[Victoria]

Yeah, pretty much. I kinda wonder why this thread is still open, though.

[Taco-Calamitous]

I did it because I thought it would be funny. Several people did in fact find it funny. Other people were very serious business about it, which in one case really surprised me, but in another, did not in the slightest. And yeah, this dude is a moderator, for now anyway. And it's not closed probably because Freya and/or Meier Link probably haven't gotten online yet. (Sorry for continuing to respond, you two, but I felt I should answer at least H.U.N.K.'s question.) Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[che]

I did it because I thought it would be funny. Several people did in fact find it funny. Other people were very serious business about it, which in one case really surprised me, but in another, did not in the slightest. And yeah, this dude is a moderator, for now anyway. And it's not closed probably because Freya and/or Meier Link probably haven't gotten online yet. (Sorry for continuing to respond, you two, but I felt I should answer at least H.U.N.K.'s question.) Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

I imagine every joe blow out there wants to make a second account for the lulz. The fact that nobody guessed just means your posting style sucks and isn't original at all, minus your sign off.

On the real, I don't really give a ****, but honestly dunno. I respected you as a moderator because you never broke rules and you were super strict at keeping them. But now you're basically just kind of a hypocrite. It's nothing personal about you, I still like you as a friend, but you can't parade around setting bad examples for the forum you moderate. It's going to piss people off.

[Taco-Calamitous]

My posting style sucks and is unoriginal. ...I disagree.

I am willing to take whatever punishment the rest of the staff decides to give me. It's all good. And this is like the one time that I will have ever been warned in like 10 years at a forum. There goes my perfect record, ah well. If that invalidates everything that came beforehand, then... wow. You must have some pretty steep standards for people, man. Or at least for me specifically, apparently. I did it as a prank, on a forum where like half the regulars are half trolls anyways. I figured a few people would be like "You coulda done better. Not good." You're really the only one who has. Everyone else was like "lol, well done."

So either you're trying to make me feel bad, or you're just trying to be brutally honest or something. Either way, whatever. Sorry to disappoint. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

EDIT: Actually, I didn't disappoint, because you said you didn't give a shit-or was it a fuck?-so nevermind about the apology.

[che]

My posting style sucks and is unoriginal. ...I disagree.

I am willing to take whatever punishment the rest of the staff decides to give me. It's all good. And this is like the one time that I will have ever been warned in like 10 years at a forum. There goes my perfect record, ah well. If that invalidates everything that came beforehand, then... wow. You must have some pretty steep standards for people, man. Or at least for me specifically, apparently. I did it as a prank, on a forum where like half the regulars are half trolls anyways. I figured a few people would be like "You coulda done better. Not good." You're really the only one who has. Everyone else was like "lol, well done."

So either you're trying to make me feel bad, or you're just trying to be brutally honest or something. Either way, whatever. Sorry to disappoint. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

EDIT: Actually, I didn't disappoint, because you said you didn't give a shit-or was it a fuck?-so nevermind about the apology.

Honestly, I want you to get some sort of punishment. Because doing this after all the ****ing warnings you've given me for the most bullshit reasons is a pretty **** move. For something NOT to happen to you, I would be pretty pissed.

Other than that I have no problem.

edit: and I forgot to mention the harsh ass ****ing shit you've said to me in the warning reasonings. **** you for being a **** like this. <3

pps: your alter ego wasn't even funny. :/

[Block]

So this dude is a moderator here?

I refused to be trolled by you. Also, Seinfeld reference ftw.

[Meier Link]

Well anything else can be taken up via VM. And Tele is right, I haven't been on to close this. I was at work. But now that I have a moment. Thread closed.