ZOMG! A SPIDER! Get it, get it, GET IT!

[Clint]

Egon. I'm sure you've disliked or even hated a fellow human before, right? That's life, yet you still hold a certain level of contempt for that person.

Well, that's true, but I don't exactly like humans very much, as you could probably already tell. I don't respect much human life, because a lot of humans don't respect life in general.

You don't have to "respect" every living thing on the planet. You can choose to, but that doesn't mean other people have to follow.

Deforestation and mass extinctions incorporated by humans has proven that there are far more people with no respect for life than those with respect. See, if all people thought exactly like me, all that destruction that went into making the rich richer would never have happened, hence making the world a better place to live in.

Just because spiders don't attack us doesn't mean they have some level of respect for the human race.

Humans don't have respect for the human race.

I can kill the spider, but I can't kill the webs; I don't know how to, really.

I like to think of spiders as architects, or artists. Those webs that you try to destroy are beautiful works of art created in such a short period of time. In that web, the spider will trap disease spreading insects such as flies and mosquitoes. Without them, you'll get AIDS. So if you already don't have AIDS, you should thank your fellow spider. If you do have AIDS, it's because you keep killing them. I'm telling you, that arachnophobia is a killer.