Who's your bodyguard?

[Cyanist]

To comemmorate my 100-th general chat post, I've created another thread.

If you got rich and famous overnight (and hypothetically endangered), and you could afford anyone, fictional, dead or otherwise, who would you choose as your bodyguard?

[Joxsjua]

Ip-man, he died so I'd have to clone his DNA, but yeah! This guy would eat Bruce Lee, Rambo and Chuck Norris for breakfast before he woke up from sleeping.. If you don't know who he is rent it on Net Flix.
Also those two guys from the original Contra were wicked-awesome. Double flips while shooting spread-shot is just peachy. =]

[Cyanist]

I want Rambo. He SENSES bullets before they hit! He goes undetected, bare chested through enemy camps!

[Xanatos]

I already have a bodyguard, my best friend. He's fricking huge. If I had to chose one though it would be Mr. T, I pity the fool who has to face him.

[RamesesII]

I already have a bodyguard, my best friend. He's fricking huge. If I had to chose one though it would be Mr. T, I pity the fool who has to face him.

Haha i see what you did there.

I would choose one of the fictional characters from my books probably Pug or Thomas from Raymond Feists Riftwar trilogy but not a lot of people would know them.
If I had to choose a rl person it would be Steven Segal for obvious reasons. Plus I have always wanted to learn Aikido damn me for living in a remote town.

[seanb]

It would have to be Clint Eastwood.

[saio]

i already know self defense but just for fun
either:
bruce lee:
not only can he break 4x4s suspended in the air with ropes (much much harder then it looks)
you would also be able to have a civilized discussion

or

tony jaa:
if any of you watched ong bak or the protector you'd understand immediately
for those of you who didn't.......get off your rear and go rent them!!!

[Tallulah]

I wonder what The Goddamn Clint Eastwood would make of that...

Because I am a complete Assassin's Creed freak (I am even reading the books, and I never read!) it would have to be Altaïr and/or Ezio.

But apparently I have a 'vulnerability' to me *shrugs* and ought to be 'looked after'. So I have had some offers for realz. :/

[Lily]

Kevin Costner!

[Rowan]

Bronn from game of thrones. Good company as well as a very talented swordsman.

If you wanna go imbalanced then I choose Satan, wtf you gonna do then?

[Hyzenthlay]

If you wanna go imbalanced then I choose Satan

Goku disagrees.

I'd probably have my bodyguard as Doctor Manhattan. The guy would tear anyone apart. Not only that but he's constantly naked. We all know what naked people are capable of, just look at Miami.

Hyz.

[Diyala]

I would absolutely choose Haji from blood +
Loyal ,strong ,calm and handsome ,too

[Heartless Angel]

Thor. Nuff said, but I'll go on just for the sake of not spamming. Thor's badass, part of my favorite mythology, carries a hammer that can crush mountains and pretends to be a boomerang, and again, he's badass. I'd choose Thor if for no other reason than to go out drinking with the guy.

[pixergirl]

i'd go for Timothy Olyphant. he looks pretty tough an seems to have a sense of humor :}

[magewarrior]

Probably Kazuma Kannagi from Kaze No Stigma. His wind magic is probably the most powerful since he's a contractor and was entrusted with the powers of the wind king spirit. Of course it goes without saying I would have to pay him a lot of money because he doesn't work for free and he only protects those that pay him the most

[loaf]

Kimarhi. I mean, look at him. He's a Guardian!

[Order]

My bodyguard would have to be Easy Company from Saving Private Ryan.
The only thing bigger and intimidating than me is me at the head of an army.

[Cyanist]

I might consider Jet Li, too, if he gets along with Rambo.

[Clint]

I already have a bodyguard, my best friend. He's fricking huge. If I had to chose one though it would be Mr. T, I pity the fool who has to face him.

Mr. T is dead though. http://thefinalfantasy.net/forums/ge...-rip-mr-t.html

I am already in danger quite often. I don't have to post from hypothetical circumstances.

I created my body guard when I built my academy. The walls of my academy protect me, as well as my many, many recruits. I have become somebody that absolutely nobody can touch.

It would have to be Clint Eastwood.

The walls of my academy are already your protection, my friend. You are a member for a reason.

[motscroises]

Hugh Jackman. He could sing to me when he isn't protecting me. And he smiles pretty.

[Cyanist]

Mr. T is dead though. http://thefinalfantasy.net/forums/ge...-rip-mr-t.html

I read through that whole thread. Though mortifying in the beginning, it had a happy ending - for everyone. Long live Mr. T, foos!

Okayz, I also want to hire Ryan Gosling, just so that I appear educated.

[Xanatos]

Mr. T is dead though. http://thefinalfantasy.net/forums/ge...-rip-mr-t.html

No he's not. Next time you try to prove something at least give me a valid source instead of your lame thread, Mr. Eastwood.

If I had to chose another one, I would go with that group from Lord of the Rings (Aragorn, Legolas, Gandalf...) or perhaps The Avengers.

[RamesesII]

No he's not. Next time you try to prove something at least give me a valid source instead of your lame thread, Mr. Eastwood.

If I had to chose another one, I would go with that group from Lord of the Rings (Aragorn, Legolas, Gandalf...) or perhaps The Avengers.

I loved The Avengers


I totally see how you would have chosen them. I would have too, they would be my second choice. They are the one and only Avengers in my books.

[Xanatos]

I loved The Avengers


I totally see how you would have chosen them. I would have too, they would be my second choice. They are the one and only Avengers in my books.

[Clint]

No he's not. Next time you try to prove something at least give me a valid source instead of your lame thread, Mr. Eastwood.

Oh, my apologies. Perhaps this will me a more valid source of information. Mr. T actually is dead. I'm not just making that up.

Mr. T - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Mystyrion]

Section 9 from GitS.
Perhaps Light from Deathnote.

[saio]

toshiro mifune's character Sanjuro from the movie yojimbo

[Josh_R]

While I feel that I am perfectly capable of taking care of myself I would choose Tony Jaa from the Ong-Bak movies. Haven't seen watch netflix then.

[saio]

While I feel that I am perfectly capable of taking care of myself I would choose Tony Jaa from the Ong-Bak movies. Haven't seen watch netflix then.

another jaa fan
have you seen the first ong bak movie

also resident evil 4's leon s. kennady