Quote Originally Posted by Clint Eastwood View Post
What the **** did you just say? You use that tone with me again, and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
Oh, y'wanna fight?! We can hurl e-threats at one another! I'll stick a fork up your nose, take out a piece of your brain, and eat it! Gotta put some soy sauce on that mothahfuckah, too.

I have to agree with Kevin Smith and Mike Patton. I'd also like to make mention of two comedians that have been growing on me a lot as of late: Jim Gaffigan and Mike Birbiglia. Jim Gaffigan likes to talk about food,and Birbiglia likes to talk about awkward situations he's been in. And they're hilarious! Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom