WHO In the HELL....

[che]

So tell her she can't go, and make something more ****ing baller for her to attend. She will lose out on being with the "cool" kids, but if the kids are all being gross then you did something better? Or transfer schools? What in the ****?

edit: those "cool kids" will be in to all sorts of trouble anyway in a few years. it might be a blessing in disguise. make it like a birthday or something that she might remember positively, instead of going to some ****ing shitty dance. i can't believe someone would approve of that on a school board, but if thats real, wow.
edit2: dont wear the tiara. just dont.

[Cyanist]

edit2: dont wear the tiara. just dont.

Are you advising the mom not to wear that? Cuz it would probably be too small anyway, being made for a post-toddler an all...

It sounds pretty awful. I can just FEEL the germs radiating off the very suggestion! It's outrageous! The only good argument that occurs to me in its defense is that you actually have some control over your child for THIS prom.

Three things to remember:

1. You MUST find a man to verbally threaten her toe-headed little prom-date when he shows to pick her up. (As the honorary mother, you only have the authority to smile awkwardly at him and perhaps make derisive remarks about the height and bulge of his cummerbund).

2. INTERCEPT THAT CORSAGE and sanitize it! Who knows which nostrils his pudgy fingers have explored?

3. Tell her to be back by eleven-er, when ARE they hosting the event!?!