I like dynamite. It's cheap, and it gets the job done, just like a Philadelphian hooker. Dynamite is also the reason why I'm so big into arson. It's my favorite hobby besides doing cocaine and having sex with prostitutes.

I'm just kidding. I hate arson, cocaine, and prostitutes. If I could have my way, I'd put them all in the same building, and I'd blow it up with dynamite, because that's how much I respect the law, and how much I respect explosions.