When someone is walking towards you...

[Rowan]

who moves? discuss.

[Clint]

I do not move. If somebody is walking towards me, I will assume that that person means to attack me. In order to beat somebody in a fight, you must act defensively, not offensively. If I move towards that person and engage, then I would be acting offensively. So I will stand perfectly still and allow my attacker to come to me. Then, and only then, will I introduce the red right hand of Eastwood.

I also kind of hope that my attacker is younger than eight years old. I don't age discriminate, which means that I vow to fight children who walk towards me.

[Unknown Entity]

The only thing I can do: the awkward tango.

[Black_Cloud]

No one ever walks towards me. It probably has something to do with the 13 megatons of explosives I keep strapped on my person. They all run away.

[Lily]

I also end up doing the awkward tango ): 50% chance of stepping the same way, and it seems to happen for a good 30 seconds of awkward D: